Porn Valley- Mr. Smith went to Washington but will Gauge be going to Tampa? That was the issue on the table Monday night when Gauge visited The Wanker Show on KSEX. Wankus more than assumed that Gauge would be going to Tampa, however Gauge weaved a tapestry of drama about airline tickets that put the Night Moves people in the hot seat. That’s when Wankus got on the air with Night Moves’ Tracy Allen. And that’s when Wankus discovered that he wasn’t going to be hosting the show which is what he was apparently led to believe. Allen told Wankus he’d be presenting an award, however.
During the conversation, Allen mentioned that arrangements could be made for Gauge to have the tickets flaked on by one of the talent. A quick two and two together suggested that Allen might have been talking about Alexis Amore.
Wankus also read the list of the stars that would be attending.
Gene sez: I spoke to Gauge as she was going to porn star karaoke Tuesday night. Apparently ensuing conversations between her and Tracy Allen have convinced Gauge not to go to Tampa.
“I guess I’m going to tell you about how fucked up Night Moves is,” Gauge said. “Today it came to a big atomic bomb. It came to a head.” Gauge said she had been invited to Night Moves a week and a half ago by Mark Perry. “I met him in Deja Vu a long time ago in Florida when I was down there. He originally invited me way back then.” Gauge said some of the communications got screwed up because there was an attempt to contact her through xxxgauge which is not her website. Her site is www.ilovegauge.com.
She was finally contacted prior to her coming out to Los Angeles. Gauge was still all for going to the show.
“Then we started looking for tickets,” said Gauge who discovered that tickets by then were more expensive. So it was agreed that she’d pay the difference plus the fact that she’d pay for her boyfriend Jason’s ticket.
“It was going to be out of Arkansas,” she explains. “In the end it was cheaper for me to fly out of Arkansas and have merchandise shipped out.” According to Gauge, the travel agent, Vickie, got tickets and she was ready to go. But on Saturday Gauge says she got a call from the travel agent informing her that Allen wasn’t approving the tickets or something to that effect. Gauge was told to call Allen and straighten things out.
“I called this lady Tracy over and over and over,” say Gauge. “She never gets back to me. Then I call Vickie and tell her I don’t know what to do. By this time it’s Monday and nobody knew what was going on.” According to Gauge, she finally got a call from Allen on Tuesday after Wankus ambushed Allen with a call on the air Monday night on KSEX.
“The point is I didn’t know the fuckin’ lady until she called me,” said Gauge. “Then I got a real good taste of what she’s all about. She’s like, what’s going on? ‘I talked to Mark. I talked to Wankus. I talked to Vickie.’ I tell her it’s no big deal we’ll get it worked out. But you guys didn’t get back to me- all you had to say was, trust us, and we’ll reimburse you back for your ticket. That’s all anybody had to say. It’s not personal. I would have gotten the tickets but I was told you guys would get the tickets and I’d get paid back. She says, well, let me see how I can say this without being rude or mean. She goes, well, I could care less where you have to be. And as far as boyfriends, I’m not responsible for boyfriends and, actually, they fuck up the whole show because the girls are supposed to room together.
“I don’t want this stupid bitch to give a fuck about me or Jason,” Gauge goes on to say. “I didn’t ask her to. Then this is what set me flying- ‘The only reason why we called you is because there was an empty seat because a girl cancelled.’ Which is Alexis Amore. I said, okay, are you done? She [Allen] says I’m done. I go what you said is rude and mean. You’re telling me you never wanted me there. You just called me that I was convenient and you had one extra seat open. You were just going to throw me second best behind Alexis Amore. I told her with the boyfriend-thing, who’s going to take my Polaroids? Who’s going to watch my fucking merchandise when I’m off talking to a fan and some dumb yahoo goes to steal my movies or something? Allen told me we have great security. We have the finest reputation and security people. Well, you know lady? I don’t fuckin’ trust anybody. I said you know what? I’m going to think about whether I want to come to Tampa or not since I’m second best. In the mean time why don’t you think about not reproducing. I hung up. I was, like, fuckin’ bitch. I was fuming.”
Gauge said she calmed down but was tempted to call Allen back and really let her have it. After she had calmed down, Gauge called Allen back.
“I’m, like, as you know or figured out if you’ve got half a brain, I’m not fucking coming. I’m not going to be treated like this. You’re not going to talk to me like shit. And you really didn’t want me there. She didn’t really care. She was, like, I don’t like couples coming down here like it’s a big party taking advantage of me. Whatever. I told her I treat people the way I want to be treated until someone’s a fuckin’ cunt to me. So if you want to play a game, we’ll play a game. We can play let’s go hide and fuck yourself.”
Gauge said what irritates her the most is the fact that’s advertised the fact that she was going and is now going to let her fans down.
“What’s going to happen when the fans come up and go where’s Gauge at? Oh, she’s just one of those flakey bitches. Is that what you’re going to say, Tracy? She’s, like, I would never say anything like that. I said, you know what? You’re a lying bitch. My fans are going to know I didn’t flake out on them. I don’t want my fans to think I bailed out and am one of these bitches that changes my mind every ten seconds.
“I told her I know you companies- the ones that don’t like the boyfriends to come along are the fucked up companies that want a chance to take advantage of and manipulate the girls, because you know there’d be someone to take up for them. Don’t treat me like I’m fuckin’ stupid, Tracy. I was so pissed. I said other than that, have a nice goddamn show.”I asked Gauge if she had gone to the Tampa Show in the past.
“Actually she made a comment on Wankus’ show,” Gauge replied. “She said, yeah, Gauge was supposed to be here two years ago but Metro had her double booked or something. Metro had me doing a signing. Two days before I’m leaving for the signing, they go, oh, you’ve got to be in Tampa in two days. I’m like, oh, I’m supposed to be at this signing in two days. I can’t be in two places at once. Then they decided to call me a flake. She’s [Allen], like, you flaked out on us a couple of years ago. Whatever, you dumb bitch, you were just on Wankus’ show talking about how Metro totally fucked all of us over on that. Unfortunately that’s what I get for working for fucked up companies which is another reason why I’ve decided I’m not coming to the show, because you’re right in there with them. Nobody’s going to talk to me like that. It’s real fucked up.”
What also disturbs Gauge is the fact that she wanted to go to Tampa to hang out with Wankus and Tyler Faith because she didn’t have much of an opportunity to do that in Los Angeles. Plus she wanted to see her fans.
“I really wanted to go.” Another kick in the ass, says Gauge, is the fact that her boyfriend found tickets on the Internet a lot cheaper than what the travel agent was going to give them to her for. Gauge said everyone was busting their balls to get her there and she started to stress out over the situation.
“Then I was, like, whatever happens, happens. I’m not going to worry about it. Sure enough, this shit happens. When I was talking to her [Allen] I was really nice and everything because I didn’t know the lady. Then she was, like, boom-bam, I don’t want to be rude or mean but I could care less where you have to be. A bitch-woman, dude. People like that don’t need to reproduce and I want to find their parents and slap them for reproducing. The world would be a much better place.
“And the fact that she’s shacking girls up like cattle? The chintzy motherfuckers. They’re claiming they make no money at all? Which is funny because my fans tell me they have to pay $50 to get in to see us. I also told Tracy to go and have fun with all the fat, nasty bitches that are going to be there. Half them bitches have tities hanging down to their ankles. I don’t give a fuck. There’s a couple of hot ones but it’s going to be a big stink-fest.”