Porn Valley- On their KSEX show Monday night, Gwen Diamond and Jack Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com introduced newcomer Natalia Love. Lawrence said he met Love at TJ Hart’s birthday party and that Love’s doing mostly girl-girl and fetish. She’s not doing boy-girl scenes.
For her part, Diamond reported that she was on the rag and Lawrence noted that Diamond is on “depo”. Diamond said the last period she had was last November.
“I get super bitchy and super moody and very weepy,” admitted Diamond.
“Guys fucking suck ass through a straw,” she continued. “Because they don’t have rags. The have the better end of the deal but they have to deal with girls being bitches. Girls on the rag are so intensely horrible. Sometimes I don’t think it’s worth getting the pussy if you have to deal with monthly periods. Fuck all that.”
Diamond then brought up the thought, what if- guys had periods. Lawrence, acknowledging the quote to someone else said, if guys had periods bachelor pads would look like homicide scenes.
Diamond, being “a good little Jewish girl” spent time with her family back east for Passover. With her mom being Christian, Diamond compromises on certain religious holy days.
“I do Christmas but I don’t do Easter,” she said noting that on the week of Passover she couldn’t have a pepperoni pizza. Lawrence asked her about sucking cock and Diamond didn’t know if that was kosher or not.
Lawrence said he met a girl at the mall and after exchanging glances they started a conversation. When he asked if she were single, she asked if he were Jewish.
“Well, technically I’m Jewish because my mom was Jewish but I never went to synagogue,” Lawrence told her. “She could only date Jewish guys.”
During the course of further conversation, Diamond determined that Lawrence’s father had a huge cock, whereas Diamond said her father had a small one. Lawrence said a kid’s cock size is often determined if the mother eats a lot of high hormone food between her eleventh and thirteenth week of pregnancy.
“What if she takes steroids?” Diamond laughed assuming that the kid would be another Jack Napier. Lawrence also reported the incident in which he saved a guy’s life during a baseball bat swinging incident resulting from a fender bender. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22164. Lawrence said the incident occurred at the corner of Kestner and Kittridge.
“Some people on the Internet [XPT] were saying it was a bunch of bullshit,” said Lawrence, producing a police card with a case number..
“I don’t care,” Diamond laughed looking at lawrence’s evidence. “I’ll validate it’s a correct thing [from the Van Nuys patrol division]. This is authentic.” Lawrence also talked about the drink throwing incident at XRCO and the fact that he brought Lucy Li out of the bar.
“They said security on the Internet- don’t believe everything you see on the Internet,” he said. Taking the same cue, Diamond denied the report that she gave Craven Moorehead a blowjob moments before he slapped her.
“It did not happen- I gave him head a few days before but not like that day. Maybe I was drunk and didn’t remember.”
Getting back to the Lucy Li incident, Lawrence said his shirt got soaked when she tossed wine.
“I ran up to Evan [Seinfeld] and he was in the middle of the fight,” Lawrence continued. “He said get that bitch out of here- she’s 86’ed. So I put her in a bear hug.”
Diamond was curious what the fight was all about.
“There’s talk back and forth on the Internet,” said Lawrence. “But the reality is there’s Tera’s side; Lucy’s side and the truth is somewhere in the middle, closer to one side than the other, who knows?” Diamond, who didn’t go to the XRCO awards, said she was walking around Adultcon with an inflatable six-foot penis, soliciting porn star autographs to go on it for auction. Consequently, she spent an entire day hustling on behalf of Nicki Hunter, www.huntercare.net.
“I went up to Tera Patrick’s booth and I talked to her husband- I met him on a Teravision set,” said Diamond. “And he was cool as hell. I asked Tera if she’d sign it and she said, ‘I’m not signing that thing.’ And I talked to him [Evan] saying it was a fund raiser-thing. I’ll pay for the autograph. Having Tera Patrick’s autograph on it would add to its worth, She blatantly refused to sign it, even if I paid for it. From then on, I have no respect for her.”
Notwithstanding, Lawrence said Hunter’s prognosis was good and that she looked incredible at the XRCO.
“Very common to chemo she has a lot of foot pain,” said Lawrence. “Basically she does have a lot of pain and has been incurring a lot of medical expenses because she doesn’t have insurance. Lawrence also noted that there’d be a fund raiser for Hunter at the Playboy mansion. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22174.
Diamond explained that she ran late for the show because she had changed her Tampon and put it in the trash can. Her dog evidently got a hold of it and looked like she wanted to eat it.
“I’m not going to let her eat my vaginal secretions,” Diamond laughed. “I’m sorry but that’s just gross. Because I’m not telling her no from laughing so hard, she thinks that means yes. She starts eating the bloody tampon. I didn’t scold her for taking it but I took it back from her and flushed it down the toilet and started laughing again.
back on the subject of Patrick, Diamond conceded that she was feeling bitchy about the incident given that she was on the rag. Meanwhile lawrence said he was only the third guy to work with her in the past few years that Jerry and Tommy Gunn were the only other guys.
Asked if he’s fucked Jenna Jameson, Lawrence wanted to know who has in the past five years.
“Nobody, just Jay.”
“But Tera’s actually fun to work with,” said Lawrence wondering if the mitigating circumstances might have been a long line of fans at Adultcon waiting to get Patrick’s autograph. Diamond said she couldn’t even get her request out fully before Patrick cut her off and said she wasn’t signing the penis.
“End of story, the end.”