Porn Valley- With Justin Syder practically annointing her the new Mother Theresa, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22060, Gwen Diamond returned to her KSEX haunts this week after spending some time in Amsterdam. Scoping out some canal properties, obviously.

This wasn’t her first time there, she said, and Diamond mentioned that this time she got herself a hooker.

“Basically you knock on the window and they let you in- they say okay it’s 50 Euros for 15 minutes. You pretty much do whatever you want in those 15 minutes. It’s really crazy.”

“Do they take it in the butt?” asked her co-host Jack Lawrence, www,jacklawrencexxx.com.

Diamond didn’t know but related her prostie story.

“It was one of those massage-thingies,” she explained. “A massage with a happy ending. I didn’t want her to eat my pussy, though. This really, really hot girl massaged me. She got naked. I got naked. We’re rubbing each other and it was pretty awesome.” Diamond then kind of hedged on the part about the happy-ending.

“Not really,” she said. “A little bit but it was weird. It had always been my fantasy to hire a prostitute.” Lawrence, who himself was a former Deuce Bigalow male gigalo, asked why Diamond didn’t give him so money.

“Why don’t you just eat my pussy and shut up,” she suggested. Unlike the US, Diamond said it’s legal over there and hence no secret hooker places where you run the risk of being busted and going to jail.

“My argument is that prostitution should be legalized,” said Diamond, noting that she herself doesn’t escort or do privates.

“Only because it doesn’t feel right to me,” she explained. “But a woman should have the right to choose. What’s the difference if a girl on her own decides to fuck a rich guy and hope that he buys her a pair of tits? How is that not prostitution when somebody says okay we’re going to have sex and I’m going to pay you not to call me.

“That’s really what it is when you think about it.” Diamond thinks it’s ridiculous that prostitution is illegal in the states.

“If prostitutes were governed the way we are with AIM, it would be a lot safer,” concluded Lawrence. “Men are going to see prostitutes because they’re not going to get the variety they want at home. No matter how good a woman sucks your dick or fucks you, you’re going to get bored with the same old pussy all the time.”

Diamond went on to describe the relationship she has with her mother.

“It’s a little unconventional,” she said. “One time we were talking. She knows that I do porn and she talks to me about a lot of sexual things that she’s not comfortable talking to anybody else about. She said she wanted to try a threesome and what should she do. She didn’t want to bring in one of her friends. She didn’t want to bring in one of her boyfriend’s friends. I told her, mom, you need to get a professional.”

Diamond said if she were married or monogamous, she’d accept the fact that her guy would cheat on her.

“It’s unrealistic to believe he’s going to be happy with the same pussy every day,” she said. To that Lawrence talked about how women expect the faithful knight in shining armor.

“Bullshit,” said Diamond.

“Guys will cheat,” insisted Lawrence.

“It’s in your genetics,” Diamond stated. Lawrence said guys might as well just get a permission slip because it’s going to happen.

On that matter, Diamond said she’d rather have her man see a prostitute than risk emoptional consequences. Diamond then announced that later in the show they’d be talking to Vivian West who was featured on the HBO Special Cathouse.

On another subject, Diamond mentioned that she and Lawrence had adjoining booths at Adultcon.

“By coincidence,” she said. “I had a lot of fun. It was really crazy.” Diamond talked about how she had porn stars sign this giant penis which she was auctioning off to benefit Nicki Hunter.