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Jessica Drake : Fighting For Truth, Justice and the American Whore

I read something recently that I found incredibly funny. The story’s a little old, but amusing nonetheless.

Jessica Drake did a seminar on March 15 at CatalystCon East. It was held at the Hilton Crystal City at the Reagan Airport in Arlington, Virginia in the Madison Room from 10:30-11:40 a.m. She was invited to speak with Dr. Carol Queen about the adult industry and its relationship with the general public specifically in the area of sex ed. Or course, Jessica says that she is the ultimate champion of sex education with all the videos that she does about blow jobs and fat broads. She gives all of her credentials.

What’s hilarious is at the end of the article it says that she was also interviewed on the WhoreCast podcast, hosted by multifaceted sex worker Siouxsie Q.

The article reads:

“The WhoreCast is all about showcasing stories, art, and voices of American sex workers, so we are just ecstatic to have jessica drake in our studio at CatalystCon,” says Siouxsie Q. “It’s a unique opportunity for me to do an interview in front of a live audience, which always adds an element of magic. It’s so important to have mainstream stars like jessica as part of the WhoreCast mission, as we fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Whore. I can’t wait to have her on the show!”

Oh man, that’s funny. So here’s Jessica Drake, “Hello, my Name is Jessica Drake. I am a sex educator. I am renowned for my Wicked sex education series about plus size models and I help couples enhance and enrich their sexual experiences. Who would like to interview me?”

“Yeah. I wanna know if you wanna be on my American Whore Show!”

“…Excuse me?”

“Yeah, we fight for Truth, Justice and The American Whore! It’s on the WhoreCast! Wanna be part of it?”

“Ahem…you want me to part of a…Whorecast?”

“Yes. It’s about Truth, Justice and The American Whore!”

Poor Jessica Drake. She’s been trying her damnedest for the last decade to not be known as a whore, not be known as a fucktoy. Here she is after a decade in the business being known as a “sex educator” having to be on a “WhoreCast” and she’s fighting for “Truth, Justice and The American Whore.”

Ahh Jessica Drake. How far you’re come, you American Whore! This is too funny. Everything Jessica Drake’s done is to portray an image of a perfect cultured sex worker and here she is being part of the Whorecast podcast. Oh man.

The Whorecast is very excited to have Jessica Drake fight for Truth, Justice and The American Whore. If I walked up to Jessica Drake and said, What’s up, American Whore?” She’d go, “Fuck you Rob!” I’d say, “But you fight for Truth, Justice and The American Whore! Says right here in the press release!” You’re not an American Bad Ass like Kid Rock. You’re an American Whore!

“I am The American Whore! You can fuck my cunt while I rock your spunk!”

I wanna see Jessica wear the American Whore American flag bandanna with a big open pussy emblazoned on the front of it.

“I am The American Whore! You can watch me fuck and you can watch me talk! I’ll suck your dick, I’ll lick your prick! You can shoot your load and make it thick!”

Well, Jessica Drake, I’m proud of you. You’ve gone from Porn 101 education classes to the WhoreCast podcast, where you are known as The American Whore. Well done, Jessica Drake. The image of the last decade of you as a sex educator is gone just like that.

You are the star of the WhoreCast podcast. But, more importantly, you are The American Whore. Fighting for the rights of all the whores in America.

Jessica Drake, The Rob Black Show salutes you.

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