Chatsworth, CA – The High Definition format war is over and the Blu-ray Disc standard has clearly won out over its HD-DVD rival.
And now, it’s time for the consumer to finally enjoy the spoils of war – one high quality HD disc format for enjoying crystal clear ultra high resolution movies in their home theatres and on Blu-ray equipped home computers.
Oh, and did we mention mind-numbing, ass-gaping, cum-drenching, throat stretching High Definition pornography? That’s right, everyone’s favorite porn studio JM Productions will begin releasing titles from its High Definition library on Blu-ray Disc, beginning with The Violation of Trina Michaels on May 27th.
JM Productions has been shooting all of its movies on High Definition for the past two years, patiently waiting for the format war to be settled before releasing the HD versions to the public.
“The writing has been on the wall for about six months based on dominance in shear numbers of Blu-ray players in the marketplace, led of course by Sony’s Playstation 3,” explains JM founder Jeff Steward, “When it was reported that Toshiba was dropping HD-DVD hardware from its lineup, it clearly signaled that the world was truly ready to receive HD jack off material on Blu-ray.”
Up to this point, most people who wanted to experience High Definition Blu-ray porn had to resort to purchasing ‘couples’ porn titles or – most unfortunately – ‘alt porn.’ “Let’s face it, the last things you want to see when you’re trying to jack off are waterfalls, pirate ships, or Eon McKai,” explains JM Publicist Tony Malice, “Now people looking to drain their balls in the comfort of their home theatre have a solution that is designed from the ground up with their most depraved and perverted needs in mind.”
Educated people know that JM’s porn is for the true hardcore smut fan and those who have evolved beyond the masturbatory confines of the romantic couples-porn/features genre. “Until now most of the adult titles available on Blu-ray have been the kind you could keep in your living room and tell your friends ‘Hey, look at this glamorous porn I got on Blu-ray,’” points out Tony Malice, “But JM porn, well, that’s the kind of filth you definitely don’t want your friends and family to know you own. We’re proud to finally bring real porn to High Definition. This announcement will no doubt spawn a revolution.”
JM’s patient and thoughtful approach to HD has guaranteed that it’s fans and distributors didn’t end up with a living room or warehouse full of obsolete discs. “We avoided investing heavily in unsure technologies like HD-DVD and Gizmondo,” adds Malice, “But now, we can fully invest our resources in bringing quality HD filth to the fans in one unified format. In the end, I feel that our fans are truly the winners here.”
The Violation of Trina Michaels (Blu-ray Disc) will be available on May 27th. JM will then be releasing Girlvert 13 on Bu-ray in June followed by one Blu-ray title per month thereafter. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!