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Katie Summers Reviews SHARKNADO 2 : The Second One

Tropical storms have always freaked me out. Seeing them on TV would give me goosebumps. The only storm I been remotely close to being in was the huge tornado that was in downtown Fort Worth in May of 2000.

Over the weekend I watched the most intense “tropical storm” known as Sharknado. It was the second one to hit, first time in Los Angeles and the second one in New York City. Thank God for the heroes Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and April Wexler (Tara Reid) to freeze out the massive sharknado and save the city! It was very sad to see the poor souls who were attacked by those swirling sharks though, especially little Miss Wexler who lost her hand. But that doesn’t stop her at all, she just attaches a spinning chainshaw and slaughters those damn sharks.

Our big hero Fin Shepard is the ultimate expert at saving the day from these insane sharknados, whether it’s burning or freezing them. Fin has even been eaten by one of the great fish, but of course, with a handy chainsaw, he sawed his way through. Twice. Gotta give Mr. Shepard a big applaud for saving LA and NYC. Let’s just hope there won’t be another sharknado… Or will there?

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