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Mary Carey: Arnold’s Mistress is “Soooooooo Ugly”

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from – Mary Carey believes Monday’s revelation that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child out of wedlock proves that California voters should have picked her in 2003.

“I think it proves that I would have been a more honest governor than he was. I have no love children and don’t plan on it,” says Carey, who placed 10th in the recall election in which Schwarzenegger was the winner.

“We’re in such a fiscal crisis and if Arnold can’t be honest to his wife of 25 years, how can we trust him to have been honest to the citizens of California?” said Carey, an honorary Philadelphian, who no longer stars in hardcore porn but models nude on her website,

Carey, 30, is mulling a bid for the White House in 2016. She’ll have to skip the 2012 presidential election because she is too young. Carey couldn’t help but remark on the unfortunate looks of Schwarzenegger’s maid/mistress Mildred Patricia Baena, observing “She is sooooooo ugly!”

We hate to agree, but truth be told, Baena really could easily star in a porn film called “Homely Homewreckers.”


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