Porn Valley- Mr. Chow's loss was certainly PrimeTimeUncensored's, www.primetimeuncensored.com gain. Mary Carey was scheduled to be on attorney Michael Fattorosi's show Monday night along with FSC's executive director Diane Duke and fellow attorney Jeffrey Douglas.
Douglas is also chairman of the board of FSC, but it was Carey who entered the building like the chairman of the other board- Frank Sinatra, with her one from column A, two from Column B entourage which just arrived from Mr. Chow's where Carey had been partying.
If Carey was unpardonably late, it didn't register on the face of Fattorosi who kept giving his audience constant updates on Carey's ETA. Carey walked in for the last part of the show wearing a black wig.
"You raised your IQ by fifteen points," quipped Fattorosi noting Mary's lack of blond locks. Carey was first saying she had dyed her hair but then admitted it was a wig and that this was a stunt for TMZ.com's benefit.
"I told TMZ I cut it off and dyed it," said Carey.
"I like it," commented Fattorosi. "You know it's pretty hot."
In fact, Carey admitted that her career has been a carefully orchestrated one with media alerts, and that she merely plays stupid because that's her character. Some would disagree.
"I pretend I'm stupid," Carey continued. "My image is playing a dumb, bubbly blond. That is what I play. Blond stupidity sells." Carey said Paris Hilton uses basically the same tactics borrowed from Fifites icon Marilyn Monroe to her advantage.
"If Paris weren't that drunk and stupid, she wouldn't be where she is today."
At the same time, Carey said Hilton was a very nice girl and "a total sweetheart."
Outside of the fact that she hasn't worn panties since the age of 17, Carey said, contrary to popular assumption, she was never molested as a child.
"I went to a great private school; I did ballet. But I'm starved for attention and this is a great outlet for me."
Prior to Carey's trumpeted charge on stage, Fattorosi had been discussing with Douglas and Duke the recent defeat of the .XXX domain proposal along with the Sacramento trip where FSC had taken opposition to proposed pieces of legislation including a tax bill that would seriously undermine the state of the adult industry in the San Fernando Valley.
Carey, talking about her experiences in Sacramento, said she was proud to be a part of the FSC but wishes more porn talent would be aware of what FSC was trying to accomplish.
"It's our employment," said Carey noting that FSC has provided an opportunity for the industry to come together as a family.
"If it weren't for FSC, we'd be out of work," Carey stated. "The FSC is keeping the industry alive." Douglas commended Carey for doing a great job during that trip. However, Carey admitted she was terrified to go this year because a former FSC head had made her feel stupid.
"A lot of talent is actually intelligent," opined Carey and it was agreed that Sunny Lane would be a wonderful addition on future trips. Fattorosi said he was lining Sunny up to come on PrimeTimeUncensored and discuss the real story behind ABC's program about her and her family.
Meanwhile, Carey stated that she thought the staffers in Sacramento were cute and that she'd like to arrange a staffer gangbang.
Duke also felt that Carey took a major step forward on behalf of the industry by running for governor.
Carey conceded that the news media ate the fact up.
Douglas and Duke then singled out the work of Dave Cummings and how Cummings put himself on the line in Colorado in litigation against a 2257 bill.
"This is a pain- this stupid 2257 bill," said Carey. "I mean, come on now, we're all in line. We're not child pornography."
It was also Carey's contention that Kim Kardashian [Carey couldn't remember her last name] had to have filled out 2257 paperwork in order for Vivid to have released the movie.
"She knew what she was doing," Carey added. "She put on an act." Similarly a sex tape put Paris Hilton on the map, said Carey.
"These days to get yourself known you go the porn star route. Lindsay Lohan acts more like a porn star than any porn star I know."
Carey was also very critical of California state assemblyman Charles Calderon's tax bill known as Assembly Bill 1551. Douglas, earlier in the program, railed against the measure calling the "sin tax" an unlimited excise tax.
Duke, who said this is the most fun she's ever had in a job, indicated that the bill if passed, though, would give Calderon a blank check.
"And that blank check is nerve wracking."
Fattorosi ventured a guess that it could raise the retail prices of DVDs from $29.95 to $69.95.
Carey described Calderon as being two-faced.
"Being the silly ass I am," continued Carey, "the thing that upset me about him is that he sat down with us and to our faces said I support you guys. He stated that he supports us but I can tell you he jerks off a lot."
Carey didn't indicate whether she knew this from personal knowledge or not.
