Porn Valley- No one ever accused Mary Carey of being lean, but tonight Mary, who ran for governor of California last year will be on The Jay Leno Show in an ongoing comedy bit that addresses the crisis of the unemployed porn star in lean times. Carey along with Sunrise Adams will take part in a series of gags showing them moonlighting in various occupations but dressed as porn stars.

But on a less comedic note, Mary’s contract company Kick Ass Pictures, www.kickasspictures.com said it would have to make some tough decisions if a condom mandate were carried out. Company prez Mark Kulkis said that internal cream pies have been their biggest seller and that if push came to shove they’d have to consider some business-saving alternatives. Kulkis said so far he’s entertained several suggestions including the idea of shooting movies in international waters.