Posted on howardstern.com: Porn star, Mary Carey, as well as the Bloodhound Gang with Mark the Bagger all came into the studio Thursday morning]. As soon as he saw Mary, who admitted to being drunk, Howard noted she looked thin, and she said her weight loss was a result of the fact she started smoking and stopped taking birth-control pills. Mary then reported she hadn’t seen her father, who she said had cerebral palsy, since she was 7, but recently got an e-mail from a man who claimed to be her dad. However, as Mary continued to tell her story, Howard told her to stop talking and take off her clothes, which she did. Although Gary pointed out Mary had hair under her armpits, Mark the Bagger still thought she looked “hot.”

Howard asked Mary if she’d get on the Sybian, and she said she would as long as she could look at Will while riding it. As Gary turned up the machine’s speed to its maximum, Mary began moaning and screaming the names of everyone in the studio, but Howard felt she was faking her reaction. Mary responded to the allegation that she needed to “zone out” in order to have an orgasm, and agreed to try it again. After a few minutes on the machine, Mary claimed she was able to finish.

Mary announced she was once again running for governor of California, even though the only question she could answer about the state was that Sacramento was its capital. Howard then held an impromptu intelligence test between Mark the Bagger and Mary, but neither the answer to the first question: what does 22 + 22 equal. Gary next asked how many senators there were in the United States, and Mary guessed 50 while Mark went with five (there are 100), before both incorrectly guessed which president was on the five-dollar bill.

Before she left, Mary told Will she was in love with him and wanted to have sex with him, but added that she knew he didn’t feel the same way about her.

posted the next day: Because of some controversy she caused with her porn company, Legend, following her appearance on the program yesterday, Mary Carey came into the studio for the second straight day to explain her actions. Mary noted the people who run her porn company didn’t think she was “a good representative” of their business, which caused Gary to admit he was shocked they didn’t want her to be wild on the air. Mary went on to say she wasn’t drunk when she arrived at the studio, but that changed as soon as she started hanging out in the green room with yesterday’s other guests, The Bloodhound Gang.

Mary acknowledged she drank so much yesterday morning that she didn’t remember what she said on the air, although she did recall riding the Sybian. Mary then said she knew she was in trouble with the people from Legend because no one from the company contacted her after her time on the air, although she added she hadn’t received any actual complaints.

Mary reported she slept yesterday until 4 p.m., and, despite how much she drank, she had to take sleeping pills to help her fall asleep after the show. Mary next apologized to Legend for her behavior on the air, although she also acknowledged she had “a lot of fun” on the program and left feeling “happy” with her appearance.

Before she left the studio, Mary announced she’d be dancing at a club in Queens later in the day, and also had a meeting with people from VH1 once she was done at SIRIUS.