Porn Valley- Micley G. took a break from his busy Sardos schedule to be on The Wanker Show Monday night. Wankus noted that Mickey was on in the past where he had sex with the likes of Rhiannon Bray and Shayla LaVeaux [“nice and tight,” Mickey says of LaVeaux]. “She gets a check-up after so many miles,” he quipped.

Wankus and Mickey talked about a DVD project they have in the works that has to do with quaint sex expressions such as “The Rusty Trombone.” By way of explanation, the rusty trombone is when a girl is licking your ass and jerking you off at the same time.

“We want to do all these terms and show them to the audience,” Wankus explained. “We’ll probably do it in some kind of DVD format, maybe even for the KSEX DVDs. Mickey will be the guinea pig, if you will, educating everyone what these terms mean and exactly how they work.”

As for himself, Mickey says he’s been keeping pretty busy, but on the weekends he finds a little “me time”- “I got to find a civilian or something. I got to take care of my heart.”

It was mentioned that Mickey attends a lot of swingers’ events and that he attended Plus One and Cytherea’s big party Friday night.

“And they didn’t invite me?” asked CoHo Rebecca Love. “I guess not ’cause you weren’t there,” Wankus answered. “It was actually a really cool location,” said Wankus who was there for a brief time. Mickey said he closed the place out on a back bed. “There were four couples back there just riding around, having a good time.”

Mickey said he got to sample all the goods. “Last man standing.” Wankus heard that Plus One and Cytherea didn’t get home until 8 or 10 in the morning. “It was an all-night thing. How do you keep going that long?”

Mickey’s in his eleventh year in the business and finds that the work is still out there. “I’m one of the old school boys- I get called in when they’re starting things out. I’m doing something with Sean Michaels- Hot Ass Latinas. And I’m doing some stuff for Lex. It’s fun. It’s like a moonlight job. It’s like caviar- I enjoy it. I do about three scenes a week- spread it out.”

Asked if he’s getting any wood issues, Mickey said, “That’s why I said I got to take care of my heart- spend some me time with girls, too; not just show up for sex on sets. You want to be able to relax with like one person and focus on someone a little bit more.”

Wankus said he’s always getting e-mail inquiries from fans who want to be male porn stars. “My advice is invite three or four of your male friends over. Have them videotape you jacking off. If you can get hard and come you have chance.”

Mickey came into the business with his partner, Missy. “We came in as a couple and we had each other to play off of. We were a wild assed swinging couple and we just translated what we did in our personal life to in front of the camera. It started off with her doing girl-girl. Then I did some scenes with her. For my birthday one year she let me do a scene with another girl, Nikki Sterling. Then I was out of the gate- off and running.”

Mickey acknowledged that he came into the business before Viagra and that performing is a mind set/focus- “You shut out all the extra noise. And swing parties help. You get used to people watching you.” Mickey said he won a Best Group Sex scene award. “To fuck well with others- you have to be able to do that.” Mickey also stressed the need for fitness. “It’s athletic- you have to stay in shape.”

A fan in the chat room inquired if Mickey were still married to Missy. “No but I’m still in touch with Missy,” Mickey said. “She’s doing real well- living a kind of reclusive life. She didn’t want to get old in front of the camera and bowed out gracefully and is living a quiet life. We’re still very good friends. We actually get together once in awhile. She lives healthy and well and happy.”

Wankus said that Cailley Taylor was also supposed to have been on the show [she never showed up]. Asked if he ever worked with Taylor, Mickey said they played off camera a little bit. “But nothing on camera yet.” Mickey said Taylor and Dick Tracy do the swingers’ circuit. “They were at the same party we were at for the weekend.”