Porn Valley- Wankus has now taken 9,793 photos in which he has consecutively mugged for the camera thus breaking Bayonne, New Jersey resident Ollie Skronsky’s 30-year old photo album mark long thought unassailable. On Monday night, Wankus gave his listeners a rundown of what happened at the Sex Expo in NYC over the weekend. Wankus started with some commentary on personal photos that have appeared on the KSEX forum, www.ksexradio.com/forum. Wankus noted that he and Tyler Faith stayed in Jersey and took the train over. “We saved half price on the rooms,” he noted. “We stayed at the Hyatt. It was nice.”
Co-ho Rebecca Love asked if Faith were picking her nose in one picture, and Wankus explained she was putting eyeliner on. Wankus also explained how Faith felt compelled, using public transportation, to flash and jam her tongue down his throat. “She’s a perv like that.” Not to mention the fact that Wankus employed one of the subway poles for an impromptu dance of his own. Love thought Wankus looked rather gay.
Alluding to the fact that they were posing at the WTC site, Wankus said unknown to him was the fact that Faith- after 9/11- donated $9,000 to animal relief. “She didn’t do $10,000 because the IRS would be what the fuck is going on. You got to stop at nine. Nine grand out of her own pocket. She’s a sweetheart.” Wankus also made some passing references about Britney Rears’ hair stylist and the fact that Rear’s hair was two obvious shades of blond. “Britney, you’ve got two different color hairs there- what a stylist you have- oh, no, that’s a wig…let’s move on.”