Porn Valley- Richard Christy from the Howard Stern show offered a recap of the Sex Expo [Austyn Moore, Taylor Wane, Tera Patrick picture from The Village Voice] that took place in New York over the weekend. Stern confessed he didn’t know what went on at the show and needed help in setting up the bit. Gary described the fact that Christy was genuinely creepy and that Benjy was doing performance art. Stern wanted to know what porno stars were there. Christy said Britney Rears among others. “She’s one of my favorites- she was awesome.” Stern said, sarcastically, Rears was her real name.

Christy also mentioned Taylor Wane and Carmen Luvana as being there. Benjy explained that Luvana had been on the program before taking Benjy’s toe, sexually. “Benjy knew her right away,” said Christy. “And Tera Patrick was there. And a lot of new blood,” added Christy. “There wasn’t a lot of really famous porn stars, but there were a lot of fun girls there.” Christy said he made a lot of discoveries. Stern was curious if the “chicks” were naked. Benjy said they weren’t but would upon request. “Like within three seconds.” It was also pointed out that Christy was not only feeling up Rears but was kissing her on the neck as well. “It was nice.”

Benjy described Christy as feeling Rears’ boobs up like tomatoes to see if they were ripe. “It’s so creepy how he squeezes.” In another bit, Chisty attempts to interview Tera Patrick and Benjy keeps interrupting. “She looked really annoyed,” said Christy.

“She thinks she’s a big star so she wants all the attention,” said Benjy. “But she won’t let anybody touch her,” said Gary Dell’Abate. In another clip Taylor Wane called Christy a “Kansan redneck piece of shit,” then slapped him and grabbed his balls. Christy said he asked Wane to do that. “She was fun.” Christy in the clip is heard in tongue noises urging Wane to humiliate him and beat him up with her boobs. It’s pointed out that Wane has Triple-F’s. Stern wanted to know if she was cute. Not only that said Christy she was fun as well.

Something that was funny was Benjy attempting to check Malou for diseases in the ladies’ room. Equipped with pics of various diseases like herpes and Chlamydia, Benjy tells Malou he’s a doctor and needs to check her. It’s noted that Malou is still debating whether to be in the business or not. Christy asks her how many American guys she’s fucked since she’s been in the states. Malou says none and Benjy offers the opinion that she hasn’t had her medical inspection. “That may be the reason,” Malou is heard to say. Christy tells her they have to check her for worms. Benjy also wants to see if she has any parasites and urges her to spread open.

“I can’t do that,” she tells him. But she, nonetheless, does. Benjy also tells her to moan. Christy asks how everything smells. “Everything smells pretty good so far,” says Benjy. Malou got completely naked Stern was told. Another Stern associate Doug also pointed out how publicists at the event were pimping out the women and asking the Stern people to fuck them.

“You could have had sex right there?” Stern asked. He was told yes. Doug said when Malou told Benjy she couldn’t spread her legs, he asked her later why she said that. Malou replied she was afraid that Benjy would fuck her. As he was listening to the sound clips, Stern commented that it sounded like a mental asylum. It was observed that the Stern crew couldn’t get thrown out even if it tried, that everything was “too easy”.

In another instance, Christy was challenged by Tera Patrick to jerk off. “She made him a serious offer to be in porn,” said Doug. “She said drop your pants and let me see if you can get excited.”

Christy said he didn’t think he’d be a good porn star because he wasn’t getting excited. “But it was fun.” Christy said a porn career was definitely not for him.