Porn Valley- Off air, Lynn LeMay was telling me a story about how she was going to hire Melissa Wolf the infamous “Mansion Madam” to star in one of her movies. I didn’t get the whole story, but LeMay said this was before the prostitution charges came down on Wolf’s head.
But I’ll get LeMay to tell the story on air at KSEX some time. That’s because Lynn and I debuted with a show Wednesday night, basically taking over the two hours vacated by Jason Sechrest.
[I announced that Sechrest was now involved refereeing a Wednesday, under 5 foot all-albino basketball league in Simi Valley. But that report may have been erroneous.]
It was just supposed to be fill-in duty, but the feeling was LeMay and I can put some interesting shit out there with two hours to work with every week. And so we were given the slot permanently.
Nicki Hunter, a former KSEX co-host, was a guest for the first hour, and Nicki said the interview www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24866 I did with her the day before pretty much stated the facts quite accurately about her bout with a rare form of leukemia. I challenged Hunter to pronounce Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia after three Margaritas. She couldn’t say it sober.
Hunter got very emotional at one point when thinking about how she was in the hospital, separated from her family. Thursday mornning she’s scheduled to have tubes removed- a network of which you could see directly under the skin of her breast plate which gives the impression that Hunter had acquired varicose veins in a very strange place. Other than that, Hunter will be just fine, according to the medics.
I also brought up the fact from our interview the day before that Nicki wasn’t particularly crazy about the Beatles. [I had recommended her seeing Across the Universe.]
Nicki roared saying that Beatles fans were going to kill her.
“That’s alright- you can get in the front seat of Anita Cannibal’s car, and it’ll be a two-for-one sale,” I told her.
With the insane traffic snarls LA experienced Tuesday, LeMay, coming from Santa Monica, was held up in it, and from the account of her story, she took a detour that put her in striking distance of San Pedro. Nevertheless she was only late by a few minutes.
The topic of future shows will primarily be centered on mainstream movies, particularly Horror and Sci-Fi with enough adult industry commentary thrown up for grabs to keep it certainly lively. LeMay and Hunter then went off with a way too inside dissertation about the TV show Heroes. The only thing I could add to that conversation was the fact that I’d like to see Hayden Panettiere naked.
“She’s in high school!” Hunter exclaims in mock horror.
“Yeah, I know,” I tell Nicki. “I’d also like to see Jessica Biel naked before I die.”
LeMay, also no stranger to KSEX, had, at one point shared a show with Don Hollywood Monday nights. This was after Brooke Hunter left him to take up with a construction worker who had been working on Hollywood’s house.
I wondered if LeMay had any more skinny on that since she had seen the drama unfold from the inside. LeMay claims she didn’t know any more than I did, other than the fact that Hollywood spent an entire show text messaging Hunter, so KSEX decided it was time to part company. I recalled that Axel Braun was on Monday night with Jason Sechrest doing the very same thing.
I also got LeMay, porn’s original bad girl, talking about some of her romances with industry directors. When I threw out the piece of trivia that Ron Sullivan’s first ever movie was a nudie-horror flick titled Scare Their Pants Off, LeMay recalled that she and Sullivan once had a fling and then she had one with his son, Jason.
LeMay told another story about how her then live-in lover Frank Marino knocked up porn star Lacey Rose and how LeMay made a point of calling Rose’s husband to give him that news.
LeMay, who shared most of her Thelma and Louise adventures with Cassie Nova, said there also had to be at least three occasions when her [LeMay’s] apartment got ransacked and her clothes stolen. This would be while she was on the road dancing. From what she’s saying, I suspected it had to be an inside job, but LeMay says on one of those occasions, she came home to find her place rented out to another couple.
Apparently her place had been cleaned out, top to bottom, and the landlord assumed she had moved out.
I needled LeMay throughout the show about her past love life.
“You warned me about Bud Lee,” she laughed, noting that he was probably listening to the show.
That being said, I made it a strong point to stress that Lee was my hero because of all the hot looking dames in the industry he had been involved with. I suggested that Lee uses some form of hypnosis to put these women under his spell.