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Ron Jeremy Couldn’t Get it Up

Porn Valley- The sexual allure of Blue Iris is a given: the sapphire-colored wig and voice ascending from a gravel pit mere props in a foregone conclusion of priapism. But to hear that Ron Jeremy, the consummate porn star failed to succumb to these charms is beyond shocking. But that’s what Taylor Wane reported on her KSEX show Monday night. Wane was talking to co-host Dick Nasty about Iris.

“You told me you fucked Blue Iris,” said Wane. Nasty corrected it to say that it was a blowjob.

“She also worked with Ron Jeremy,” Wane reported. “And Ronnie had a problem with Blue Iris. He couldn’t get it hard for Blue Iris!”

“That man is just not professional,” Nasty laughed.

“Which is amazin’ because it’s Ron Jeremy,” Wane continued. “He’s the king of porn. He’s a porn ac-toor.”

Nasty said Jeremy’s a porn star and that there’s no doubt about it. Wane replied that it may have been the case at one time, but all the cheesy stunts Jeremy’s been up to as of late have turned him into a porn ac-toor.

“I was surprised to hear that,” said Wane. “I thought not our Ronnie. He’s a friend of mine. Ronnie could get hard for the wind blowing the wrong way.”

Nasty conceded that getting it up for Blue Iris was a tough one.

“But my dick stayed hard,” he added.

“You are a true professional, Dick Nasty,” Wane commended. Nasty said he spoke to Jeremy the day before and Jeremy didn’t say anything to him about it.

“Of course he wouldn’t,” said Wane. “Would you go up to another person- it was Mary Jane that told me about it. Maybe I shouldn’t have even said this out loud.” Nasty agreed, noting that Jeremy ordinarily doesn’t have those problems. But Wane saw it as something to be said positively on Jeremy’s behalf.

“That Ron has taste in women ,” said Wane. “He has standards.” Wane tried to make it clear that she wasn’t saying it as a slur towards Jeremy.

“I said that as kudos to Ron Jeremy because apparently Ronnie has standards. He, like the rest of America and the world, like them hot. A lot younger than 90.”

Personally, Nasty said he prefers women slim and attractive with nice fake boobs. At the same time, Nasty said he could be drunk off his ass and work. Wane took that to mean that he was drunk when he worked with Blue Iris. Nasty said that wasn’t the case, that it was a Sunday afternoon.

“What’s that got to do with being drunk?” Wane asked him. According to Nasty, what he meant to say is that it doesn’t matter to him who the person is.


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