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Sean Looks at The Week of 06/26/2011: Sammie Spades and Papa Smurf Share the ‘Obvious’ award

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The ‘Isn’t it Obvious?’ award goes to Sammie Spades and Papa Smurf.

TMZ reported this week that Sammie and Papa Smurf are planning a movie about her months as a summer intern for then Senator Hillary Clinton.

TMZ posted photos of the audition for Hillary lookalikes: Taylor Wane, Puma Swede and Joslyn James were just a few of the notables.

What’s the deal, Smurf? Figure you can plaster an ugly looking wig on any broad and they’ll magically turn into Hillary Clinton?

No, I say. If you really want to make a quality piece of porn, you MUST dust off a true porn legend that could actually pass as Hillary’s better looking sister: Nina Hartley. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49414

They Really, Really Love You award goes to Reality King and Bang Bros.

It was reported this week that three non-profits– Child Foundation, American Love & Appreciation Fund, and the Click Charity– have shared addresses with porn websites including TeenBangBus.com.

As you can imagine, the exodus of medical professionals from those charities has begun. Once again proving that no matter what the Free Speech Coalition may want you to believe, porn is hardly accepted in the mainstream.

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The What Goes Around Comes Around award goes to NBC’s Chris Hansen.

Hansen made his bones with the TV show To Catch a Predator in which they bust would-be Internet child molesters in stings.

Apparently the National Enquirer turned the tables on Chris. This week in their own sting operation they captured him on tape having an alleged affair with a hot 30 year old piece of fine Florida ass. Secret cameras filmed the couple as they arrived at the hotel for dinner and then drove back to her apartment – where the pair left, carrying luggage, at 8am the following day.

After he explains what occurred to his wife and two young sons, we suspect he’ll be starting on two other TV shows: To Catch a Philanderer and Divorce Court.

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The Securities Law Firm of Menzer & Hill, P.A. announced this week an investigation as it relates to the disclosures made to investors related to the risks involved with investing in the IPO of FriendFinder Network, Inc.

Since its IPO in May 2010, at $10.00 a share, the stock price has plummeted, dropping to approximately $4.00 a share or 60 percent. Expect these shark attorneys to next announce a class action lawsuit any day.

FriendFinder Network therefore is the not so proud recipient of the King Midas Muffler award. It proves once again that everything porn touches turns to exhaust.

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> Was Strauss-Kahn’s Rape Accuser Maid a Prostie? – “There is information… of her getting extraordinary tips, if you know what I mean. And it’s not for bringing extra f–king towels”

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> Strip Club Owner Pleads Guilty to Employing Underage Dancers: Gets Slap on the Wrist – Sixth Judicial District Judge Paul Miller granted the deferred because Bresler has no prior criminal history.

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> From the Idiot File: Chance to Meet Porn Star Scams Man Out of $600 – He never met the porn star and the money wasn’t returned.

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> Maria Shriver Files for Divorce from Schwarzenegger – Shriver is seeking joint custody of the couple’s two minor children, Patrick, 17, and Christopher, 13.

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> Paris Hilton’s Friend Lied to Her Face About Working for Digital Playground; See the Clip – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49461

> FriendFinder IPO Triggers Investigation; Did Investors Gets Screwed? – Since its IPO in May 2010, at $10.00 a share, the stock price has plummeted, dropping to approximately $4.00 a share or 60 percent.

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> The Grand Vizier: XBiz Pulls a Fast One – XBiz must have read your story and instead of making a public correction they just tweak their previous story…

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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: What the Cards Hold for July – As we head into July, the overall mood card for the adult industry is “Carriage”.

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> The Ten Strikes Bill S.978: Illegal Streaming Punishable By 5 Years; Could Make Tubes Sites Illegal – “It’s about criminals streaming thousands of dollars worth of stolen digital content and profiting from it.”

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> Pink Visual is Being Sued for $48M for Alleged Copyright Infringement; XBiz Needs Remedial Math? – Just an observation. Isn’t Pink Visual a big opponent of piracy? Which makes this lawsuit so juicy for its hands-in-the-cookie-jar aspect.

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> EEOC Sues Houston Strip Club Over Alleged Discrimination: Manager Dropped the ‘N’ Word – “Houston managers said that Stair did not like African-American waitresses and dancers in his club.”

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> Macho Man Died of Heart Disease, Not Crash – Damn you Vern Gagne!!!

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> Strauss-Kahn Sex Charges on Brink of Collapse: Sources – A source familiar with the probe told Reuters that prosecutors now had doubts about the maid’s credibility as a witness.

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> Federal government auctions Seattle strip club for $2.35 Mil – The property was seized last fall by investigators as part of a wide-ranging racketeering investigation…

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> Porn on website, ‘mail bombing’ lead to arrest – Each charge is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: The McCarthy Hearings Are in Full Swing at MikeSouth.com – Granted Senator Mike may have Aces up his leave, but for now he’s been playing Deuces.

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> From the What Was He Thinking Dept.: Tarantino Toe Suckee Revealed – She claims that the pair kissed in a kitchen at the party after she told him that she did not like his Kill Bill films.

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> To Catch a Predator’s Chris Hansen Caught Cheating with Bimbo Reporter by The National Enquirer – Hansen, 51, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months.

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> Update: Is Playboy Club Protest Based on the Fact that Amber Heard’s a Lesbian? – The obvious message KSL is sending is – we don’t care if a show is adult as long as it doesn’t have the word “Playboy” in the title.

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> Update: Bible Belt lawsuit pits atheist against sheriff Grady Judd – “Mr. Judd is actually using law enforcement to basically do a legal lynching of me,” Wachs told Reuters in an interview on Tuesday.

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> Octomom on The Stern Show –
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> The Story of the Month: The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your Dreams – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49419

> Shelley Lubben, Morality in Media Join Forces in Crusade Against The Playboy Club – “We’re launching a big effort with our web site, closetheclubonnbc.com,” Dawn Hawkins, executive director, Morality In Media, tells FOX411.com.

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> Reality Kings, Bang Bros. Connections Cause problems for Certain Charities as Board Members Resign – “Mr. Forbes resigned yesterday in light of the revelations,” Kotler said.

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> Sammie Spades Auditions Hillary Lookalikes for New Spoof –
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> Hot to Trot Teach Goes Extra Mile In Teaching Student Biology – The 33-year-old was caught after a cleaner walked in on her and the student lying on a couch together in her classroom, it is reported.

Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 6

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> Article: “Why Porn Movies Deserve to Die Out” – Now that the leash has been off all these years, all the pornsters aim for is urinating down the basement steps.

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> Courts Lenient with Miami Companions Madam; Porn Chick Also Gets Off – The judge said he considered her cooperation with investigators, her sense of remorse and responsibility and that she is the main provider and caretaker of a young son.

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> Miami Companions Madam Laurie Carr Seeks Leniency – The U.S. attorney’s office in Detroit is recommending a year and a day in prison…

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> Hot to Trot Teach Admits to Giving Male Student Extra Credit After School – Fox’s husband, Steven, told officers Fox was having sexual intercourse with a male student while employed by Iowa Park High School.

Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 9…me loves them fiery redheads.

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> “Death Warrant”: Pure Platinum in San Diego Loses Its Liquor License – “They are punishing a lot of innocent, hard working people who had nothing to do with the drug sales,” Encinas said.

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> Sasha Grey Talks About the Controversial Eminem Music Video – Best acting since Shakespeare, I’m sure.

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> Alexis Ford, Darenzia and Stoya in Howard Stern’s “World’s Strongest Naked Woman” Contest – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49380

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> Ex-ER Doc’s Porn Collection Hits 350,000 Items: For Educational Purposes Only He Says – “But that is over a 30-year period, so actually it’s like $30,000 a year,” he said. “That isn’t a whole lot.”

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