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The Einstein award goes to tvpredictions.com.
These geniuses wrote a story explaining why porn revenues are down for DirectTV and Time Warner Cable. They mention that the satellite and cable providers claim that this is a result of free porn on the Internet. That sure makes sense to anyone who is remotely familiar with porn’s economic plight.
However, tvpredictions.com claims that just isn’t so. They say the real reason revenues are down is because, get this, the satellite and cable providers do not offer porn in HD. Apparently if those two companies would just upgrade their systems porn revenues would just start flooding in. Yeah, right, that’s the ticket. Idiots.
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The Oral Roberts [pictured] God Will Call Me Home award goes to Morality in Media and it’s head crackpot, Patrick Trueman.
Apparently the Great Recession has also hit the screwballs over at Morality in Media.
This week it was reported that Trueman emailed a desperate plea for donations to their wayward followers:
“I wrote you yesterday telling you of our urgent need for funding. I profoundly thank those who gave. We are far from our goal, however. Frankly we need to raise $40,000 in the next 10 days.”
So come on, porn industry, let’s help these clowns out. Put me down for $5. I’ll send my cash in right after you send in yours.
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The Creep of the Week award goes to Daniel Torroll.
Police were notified this week of a suspicious man under a bridge near an elementary school. When police arrived they found our award winner fucking a child-like doll that he cut holes into.
After his arrest, this jag told police he did not know the bridge was on school property and said he would not have been there if he had.
Oh, and guess what Danny Boy does/did for a living: he told detectives he gives private music lessons from his home. Humm…I’d say this story was just starting to develop.
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The Kodak Moments award goes to Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder.
This week Pete issued a statement admitting that he may have visited strip clubs years ago, but he denied claims made by a stripper that he was one of her clients.
“Like most people, I am not proud of every place I have been,” Pete said in a statement released by his campaign. “But this woman’s bizarre story is not true.”
Yeah, those darn strippers make up stories all the time.
Unfortunately for Pete, that lying stripper also has a photo of both of them together taken just a couple of months, not years, ago.
Hey, Pete, can I get that photo in an 8×10…possibly autographed?
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> Scotty’s New Adventure: He Brings Memorabilia to Woodland Hills Beginning Saturday – “Over 2 ½ hours I tried. I couldn’t,” Schwartz confesses, indicating this may have been the only time something like that’s happened to him.
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> The .XXX Domains: Who’s Being Played for a Chump? – I’m sure we’ll be hearing all about it from XBiz, Lawley’s new best friend in the whole wide world. As one can only imagine where a lot of the bag money’s going.
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> Porn’s Public Relations Disasters: Granny Doe, Blind Man Doe and Dead Man Doe –
Just as 60 has become the new 40 in today’s age delineation, lawyers repping porn have become the new porn stars.
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> Bare Bowling: Grab Your Balls and Get Naked – The tickets for the event scheduled for September 4, 2011…
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> Manwin’s Fabian Thylmann is the New Hefner – As Manwin slowly but surely takes over the entire adult entertainment industry, the real bite in the ass to porn veterans is that the owners of the company, accomplished geeks, always bragged that they’d never set foot on a porn set.
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AdultFYI’s weekly story review…..
> Missouri Lt. Governor responds to ex-stripper’s claims – “Like most people, I am not proud of every place I have been,” Kinder said in a statement released by his campaign. “But this woman’s bizarre story is not true.”
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> Tony Batman Reports from Fetish Con –
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> Naked Music Teacher Engages in Sex Act With Toy Doll Outside of Elementary School – Appears someone stopped taking his meds.
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> Nevada County Supervisors to discuss smut moratorium – The usual: keeping them up to 1,000 feet away from schools, churches, homes and places frequented by minors, and set regulations mandating security at strip clubs.
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> Philadelphia Weekly Interviews Larry Flynt –
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> Downloading Porn Causes County Commissioner’s Resignation – Don’t get too down on the guy; at least he paid for his porn.
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> Impulse Gamer Interviews Bree Olson –
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> Billionaire Sugardaddy Sued for $50M For Breach of Promise – “The complaint is riddled with false charges and is obviously an attempt to extract money from my client, who is a very wealthy man,” Zabel said.
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> The Alleged Barbra Streisand Porn Movie – “I couldn’t resist the temptation to see what the actress looked like – and also to check out her performance – so we got a copy,” Streisand recalled.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Guilty of Teaching Female Student Lesbian 101 – Suzanne Harrison, 38, sobbed throughout a court appearance where she admitted four sexual offences against the teenager…
Sean’s Fuck Scale: A pouty 5
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> The Big Screw: Godaddy Sets Prices For .XXX Domain Names –
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> The 5 Funniest Titles Involved In Porn Piracy Lawsuits –
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> Playboy Out of the Porn Business? – This is a complete rip job.
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Porn’s Public Relations Disasters: Granny Doe, Blind Man Doe and Dead Man Doe –
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> US 3D Porn Premier of “Sex and Zen” Goes Flat –
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> More on the Darryl Hanah Fornicating on a New York Balcony Story – A series of snaps shows the woman outside what appears to be an apartment building in midtown Manhattan wearing racy black lingerie.
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> Aruba Isn’t Healthy for Blondes; Another One Buys a One-Way Ticket There –
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> Morality in Media Broke? – Frankly we need to raise $40,000 in the next 10 days.
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> I Was a Teenage Prostie: LT Experience was a Nightmare – Pimp gets 7 years.
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> James Franco is Directing a Documentary About Porn Megasite Kink.com –
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> Here Are More Industry Rats Coming Out of the Woodwork: XBiz, AVN and Exxxotica – “This outreach will form part of our overall marketing effort including, print, poster and TV.”
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> Gloria Steinem Reflects on her Playboy Bunny Days; “The Playboy Club Was Profoundly Tacky” –
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> Dallas porn shop to display nude Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez statue –
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> Lawsuit: Woman Claims Boss Told Her to Wear Miniskirts, No Panties, No Bras; Demanded Blowjobs – The 11-page complaint describes other offensive, sexual behavior, to which Anderson says she objected, and which caused her “severe stress.”
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> James Franco’s unsexy sex tape; See the clip –
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> Porn Profits Down?: Record Numbers Cancelling Cable, Satellite TV Service – In a tally by the AP, eight of the nine largest subscription-TV providers in the U.S. lost 195,700 subscribers in the April-to-June quarter.
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> Bree Olson Joins Cast Of Indie Short The Stalker –
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> Playboy Playmate arrested with gun at Orlando airport – According to the report, McLaughlin “spontaneously stated the gun was her boyfriend’s, and she did not know it was in there.”
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> Shaquille O’Neal Wins Huge Victory In Sex Tape Case ; There Was No Sex Tape –
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> Porn Piracy’s Embarrassment: Imperial Enterprises Getting Beat Up on the ‘Net for Suing a Blind Man – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50050
> Last defendant in Miami Companions sex ring case spared prison – “You are free to go now. I wish you luck.”
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> “The Wire” actress Busted via a Wire Tap – Felicia Pearson, 31, pleaded guilty to conspiracy to distribute heroin…
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Who Will the Mainstream Press Hunt Down and Kill This Week? – You’re damn right it’s a good story. The graphic is fantastic.
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> Smartphones Responsible for Porn Consumption Increase? – Yeah, great, but are they paying for it?
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> More WiFi Woes: Imperial Enterprises Sues Blind Man in Outrageous Porn Piracy Lawsuit; One Lawyer Quits –
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> X-Rated Critics Organization adds XRCO Awards category for Best Parody: Comic – This is like little league baseball: everybody gets a trophy now.
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> Wonder Why: Phony Marilyn Monroe Porn Film Gets No Bidders at Auction – Carlson denied the woman in the film was Monroe, saying “she looks nothing like her.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Expanding Two Student’s Sexual Horizons – She is accused of having five sexual encounters with one student and one encounter with another student, Rice said.
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 4
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> Marilyn Monroe estate says sex film sale is fraud – Experts on Monroe’s life, however, say it’s highly unlikely that the smiling young blonde in the film is her.
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> With Sentencing August 16th, James Mitchell wants new trial for killing Marin woman – So Babe Ruth wants a new trial? Fuck’em
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> ‘No excuse’ for porn; pastors want him gone –
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> Cage Potato Reports on our Jesse Jane- BiBi Jones Feud Story – According to adult film gossip blog (no, we’re not kidding) AdultFYI.com, Jane allegedly “took her role too seriously” …
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> XXX Wasteland Interviews The Author of Confessions of the Hundred Hottest Porn Stars, Lainie Speiser – Read the interview here: www.adultcybermart.com/InterviewLainieSpeiser.html
> This Article Rips Bree Olson’s The Daily Beast Interview – Your cat? You could say anything at all. Anything. You want to tell us you love your cat?
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> Why Playboy Is Getting Out of the Porn Business – An outstanding story.
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> Jacqueline Kennedy Reportedly Believed Lyndon B. Johnson Behind JFK’s Assassination – ABC executives claimed the tapes’ revelations were ‘explosive’.
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> Candye Kane Booted From Blues Fest Over Porn Past – Another porn industry success story.
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> The Other Side of the Coin: TV Porn Is NOT Declining Due to the Internet – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50020