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The Papa Smurf Media Whore award goes to the Lingerie Football League’s commissioner, Mitchell S. Mortaza.
This week it was reported that Michael Jackson’s 13-year-old daughter, Paris, became the first female to join her school’s flag football team.
In an attempt to bring some much needed publicity to his fledgling league, Mitchie fired off a letter to the MJ Estate in the hopes Paris would be the spokesperson for the league’s “youth program.”
“We … would like to invite Paris to become the spokesperson for the LFL’s youth program and perhaps start training for a future football career in the LFL when she reaches the age of 18.”
I’m all for girls playing flag football, but wanting a 13-year-old girl to be associated in any capacity with a lingerie football league just feels a little too creepy.
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The Fredo Corleone award goes to Jimmy Flynt.
This week, Jimmy, the ungrateful younger brother of Larry ‘Hot Wheels’ Flynt, sued the porn king for $20 million. Jimmy claims he was wrongfully terminated from the family’s business.
Jimmy claims ‘Hot Wheels’ stopped paying him his $250,000 salary and has tried to force him out of the family’s Hustler operations. This continues the dispute involving the brothers’ respective ownership stakes in the business and their use of Hustler trademarks.
As ‘Hot Wheels’ attorney said, Larry “has tried to help Jimmy for many years” and that “it is disappointing, though not surprising, that Jimmy has rewarded Mr. Flynt’s generosity with frivolous litigation.”
If I was Jimmy, I think I’d decline any invitation to go fishing in the near future.
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The “Let’s Hope We Never See Another Geezer Rock Band Entertain Us at the Super Bowl” award goes to Frank Tanori ‘Speedy’ Gonzalez.
During the 2009 Super Bowl, this genius decided to hack into Comcast’s computer system and subject their subscribers to 37 seconds of a fuck film.
‘Speedy’ pleaded guilty this week and received three years’ probation and a $1000 fine. That sounds like a light sentence considering Comcast ended up offering a $10 credit to all of its 80,000 subscribers, whether they witnessed the scene or not.
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> Katherine Jackson Slams Lingerie Football League’s Offer To Granddaughter Paris – Katherine Jackson is “disgusted” that Michael’s teenage daughter was approached by the commissioner of America’s Lingerie Football League and asked to be the organization’s youth spokesperson.
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> Arrow, VCX Settle Ownership Fight; Arrow Wins Deep Throat, Loses Debbie Does Dallas – The agreement ends more than two years of wrangling over “Deep Throat,” one of most famous and highest-grossing adult films of all time.
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> Flynt Fallout is a Good Example of the Loose Way Family Businesses Are Run – “The last chapter in a family business,” says Dean, “too often is Chapter 11.”
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> Kenny Gallo’s Book “Breakshot” May Go to TV Weekly Drama – “Breakshot” is the story of Gallo’s journey from a teenage drug smuggler to one of the FBI’s top undercover informants against both the Los Angeles and New York Mafia.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Sex with Teen: She Had Sought to Stop Him from Using Marijuana – She was free Thursday after posting $30,000 bail shortly after her arrest.
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> Lindsay Lohan’s Porn Double- Scarlett Fay- Swings By Coroner’s Office to See How Lohan’s Doing – “I had a secret shoot with Girls & Corpses magazine and we swung by the coroner’s office to see how Lindsay was doing on her first day,” Fay told E! News.
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> Elite Escort Services Owner Convicted of Pimping – He was tried only on charges of conspiracy and pimping and pandering, with the other charges on hold pending the outcome of the case.
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> Arizona Man Pleads Guilty in Super Bowl Porn Clip Incident – Gonzalez was arrested by Marana police and the FBI on suspicion of fraud and computer tampering earlier this year.
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> Jincey Lumpkin’s Latest on Huffington Post: The Forbidden Lesbian Act, Fisting – “It’s simply four fingers and a thumb slipping into a vagina. It’s slow, connected, loving sex.”
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> Larry Flynt: Hustler Will Be Gone in Two Years;Ten Gifts the Porn Industry Also Gave the Internet (for Better or Worse) – “Only 5 percent of my income comes from the magazine.”
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> Sen. Ron Wyden Says the Protect IP bill proposed by Sen. Patrick Leahy is a big threat to Domain Seizures – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=51196
> When It Comes to Lap Dances and OnLine Porn, The American Express Card- You May as Well Leave Home Without It – While other card companies allow the purchase of legal adult material on the Internet, American Express has made online pornography off-limits to its customers since 2000.
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> Adult Internet Pioneer Todd Ostrer Passes Away
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> Hungary mulls Porn Site tax to fund film biz – Meanwhile, Hungary’s film authorities have reported that the 20% tax break for foreign pics shot in the country has prompted a surge in business.
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> Woman Claims Florida Deputy Made Her a ‘Sex Slave’ In Alleged Blowjob-Semen Swallow Scenario – “This case is about a nightmare,” the complaint states.
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> Sorta Semi-Hot To Trot teach was friend of student’s mother; Raped Her Son – “Contact was made with the defendant and both parties engaged in conversation, which led to [Depriest] acknowledging their sexual relationship,” the affidavit said.
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> Florida School hands out bracelets to students with X-RATED pictures – ‘It was one of those calls you get from parents where you say “really”,’ he said. ‘Then it turns out to be true.’
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> Larry Flynt: “I Will Crush my Ungrateful Brother in Court” – “While Mr. Flynt has tried to help Jimmy for many years, Jimmy has always acknowledged that he was merely an at-will employee for Mr. Flynt.”
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> Woman charged with robbing adult business – Police said in the criminal complaint Shulde got away with cash she allegedly used to purchase crack cocaine.
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> CNN report: Vivid heats up Hollywood with porn –
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> Michael Jackson’s 13-Year-old Daughter Recruited By Lingerie Football League – “We … would like to invite Paris to become the spokesperson for the LFL’s youth program and perhaps start training for a future football career in the LFL when she reaches the age of 18.”
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> Top French cop arranged prostitute-filled orgies for DSK: report –
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> “Creative America” Ramping Up Efforts to Battle Piracy; They’re Supporting the Protect IP Act – “Once people understand the scope and enormity of this problem, they want to take action.”
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> Susie Bright’s Porn History Gold Mine –
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> Elite Palm Springs prostitution ring trial wrapping up – Ofer Moses Lupovitz, 48, is charged with 180 felony counts ranging from money-laundering to tax evasion…
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> Kink.com Puts a Kink in Armory Plan – It’s the windows that let light into that drill court that is pushing the building’s owner to oppose a new five-story, 50-foot-tall building adjacent to the armory building.
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> In Dallas Federal Court, Three Strip-Club Dancers Demand Minimum Wage, Overtime – Entertainers in California, New York, Nevada, Arkansas, Michigan and Louisiana have taken strip clubs to court, claiming they’re in violation of federal law.
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> Second Circuit Court of Appeals Copyright Case: YouTube’s Business Model Dependent on Rampant Piracy –
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> Brooklyn groping suspect caught with his pants unzipped watching porn on his cell phone – “He seemed like a nice guy. He never gave me any problems as a tenant. No one ever complained about him,” said the building super, Tom Yzeiraj.
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> Kurt Lockwood: End the Wars and Tax the Rich; See the Clip
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> Time Reports Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Geezer Porn – Besides his glowing complexion, Shigeo Tokuda looks like any other 74-year-old man in Japan.
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> Pastor Nabbed in Prostie Sting – “You didn’t read this ad and not know. You had to search it out, and once you found it and read it, there was no doubt we were advertising a sexual act.”
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> Stripper in Police Chief Theft Case Having Trouble Getting Hired – Grasso said she’s being treated for a “serious substance abuse problem.”
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> Update: Lawyer, Accountant, Salesman, Ideal Sex Ring Operators Say Cops – The FBI learned about the operation after a concerned mother e-mailed authorities in 2007, alerting them that her teenage daughter became involved in the scheme….slow wheels of justice.
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> Porn Site Owners Involved In “Kill the Irishman” Piracy Suit –
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> Update: Mummers Getting Hummers – The Scene was Beer, Booze, Naked Broads and Hoagie Platters – Sounds like an FYI editorial meeting.
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> Is Nothing Sacred? Porn Hackers Hit Sesame Street YouTube Page – “We always strive to provide age-appropriate content for our viewers and hope to resolve this problem quickly.”
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