Porn News

Sean Looks at The Week of 9/4/2011: Pauline Potter Wins Big Hot Tub of Love award

We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

Didn’t see your link activated, your contact number included or your email address listed? Maybe you’re not advertising. Contact [email protected] for details.

AdultFYI goes out of its way to bring you the latest in the world of stupid…

The Boo Hoo award goes to Kim Kardashian’s triple-X co-star, Ray J.

Once Ray J heard the news that there was a mystery buyer for the Kardashian sex tape, he had his attorney fire off a friendly reminder to Papa Smurf that his client still has partial copyright ownership in the video and wanted a piece of the action.

The letter also says the video has been a pain in the ass for Ray J: “… my client rarely has a conversation with industry professionals where the Tape has not been mentioned or questioned … no amount of money can relieve him from this nightmare.”

The lawyer didn’t mention how much money Ray J has already made from the video, but I suspect a few million bucks will relieve his pain and buy a few boxes of Kleenex for the poor guy.

www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50466

The Just Do It! award goes to convicted killer Scott L. Thompson.

After an extended session of self-abuse in a jackoff booth at an adult video store, Scottie emerged from said booth wearing nothing more than a pair of tennis shoes and socks. Apparently he wanted to continue his cardio workout by running a few laps around the store. He is currently being held without bail.

www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50498

The Einstein award goes to Philip Conran.

As the story goes, Phil was pissed at his neighbors so he decided to have a little fun and post an ad on Craigslist. It read: “40 [year-old] married West Hartford soccer mom … looking for group sex!”

Big surprise: Every screwball within 50 miles of his neighbor’s address showed up looking for a little loving. Hilarity ensued when one of these creeps went to the wrong house and accosted an 18-year-old woman.

Phil has pleaded guilty to a single count of risk of injury to a minor and was sentenced to three years of probation.

www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50521

The Big Hot Tub of Love award goes to Pauline Potter.

This rompin’ stompin’ 700-pound stick of dynamite says that men think she is a “sex goddess” and has “fantastic sex every day,” but she can’t do anything for herself. [She sounds like a few porn stars I know.]

“Everything is difficult from getting dressed to taking a bath. I can’t put my own socks on. As far as my daily activity I do, everything is very difficult and thank goodness I have a very good relationship with my son and he is very helpful. He helps me do anything that’s difficult,” Potter said.

[Okay, let your mind wander on that statement and try not to puke.]

She said she regrets getting as big as she did. “I don’t even know how to say, it’s not fun, and it’s not fun at all.” Ah, the stark realities of a sex goddess.

www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50530

The Quote of the week goes to the Maricopa County District Attorney Bill Montgomery.

This week the founder of an Arizona sex church and 17 others have been arrested on a variety of prostitution-related charges.

In describing the ‘church’ Bill gave us this gem: [The church] “was no more a church than Cuba is Fantasy Island.”

www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50539

============================

The Tomahawk Chops review from www.adultcybermart.com/Home.html

> Porn History 101: Another Reason Porn Sucks – Nobody Knows How to Strip Any More –
Read the story here: www.adultcybermart.com/StoryPornSucks09092011.html

> Long Time Employee, Editor Joyce Snyder Sues Swank Magazine For Age, Sex Discrimination –
Read the story here: www.adultcybermart.com/StoryJoyceSnyder09082011.html

> Dylan Ryan Can Identify With What it’s Like to Test False-Positive; No Confirmation on Patient Alpha’s Negative Test Results –
Read the story here: www.adultcybermart.com/StoryDylanRyan09072011.html

> Stephen Dorff’s Booty Practice for “Porn Movie” Role –
Read the story here: www.adultcybermart.com/StoryStephenDorff09062011.html

> Should the Adult Business Dread Adam Dread? –
Read the story here: www.adultcybermart.com/StoryAdamDread09052011.html
============================
AdultFYI’s weekly story review…..

> Austin Powers Actor to Rape Victim: You’re My Christmas Present – Briseno ordered Son to register as a sex offender finding that his crime was for “sadistic sexual gratification.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50555

> Dave Cummings: From the Trenches, September 2011 Edition – Grandpa is off his meds again.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50554

> Austin Powers Actor Jailed For Life For Brutal Gang Rape – Son and another man kidnapped the then 20-year-old woman by throwing her into the back of a vehicle and proceeded to rape and sodomize her continuously.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50553

> Sham Update: Kim Kardashian Not The Sex Tape Mystery Buyer – Papa Smurf says he met with the buyer’s rep several times in the last week — but the buyer’s still several million dollars short of Hirsch’s $30 million asking price.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50552

> Woman Fined $450 For Impersonating a Stripper –
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50551

> Update: Phoenix Goddess Temple Raided as Alleged Brothel; Feds Also Raid House in Sedona – It was the largest Arizona prostitution bust since authorities broke up the tri-state “Desert Divas” ring in 2008.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50548

> The LA Times Looks at: ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’; “a goof on Boogie Nights” – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50546

> Union Spokesman Says Strip Club Abuse And Embezzlement Is Nothing Compared To Wall Street’s – “The percentage for unions, if you compare to Wall Street, pales in comparison.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50544

> Reuters: What’s So Funny About Porn? ‘Bucky Larson’ Has No Idea – The script — by enemies of comedy Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Swardson — feels light on incident, but even lighter on jokes.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50541

> Hope It was Worth It: Jon Peters’ $3.3M Piece of Grief – Peters produced several acclaimed films, including “A Star Is Born,” ‘’Flashdance,” ‘’The Color Purple,” ‘’Batman” and “Rain Man.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50540

> DA: “Arizona Sex Church Is No More a Church Than Cuba is Fantasy Island” – “particularly disheartening that some would attempt to disguise their crimes as religious freedom.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50539

> Another Babe Bites the Dust: Eve Brent – Eve Brent was born Jean Ewers in Texas in 1930. She grew up in Fort Worth and began acting on the radio as a child.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50537

> Review: Bucky Larson Born to be a Star Movie; “Insanely Funny” –
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50536

> Is This Face Worth Risking a Lawsuit? On the Cheap’s Porn Piracy Lawsuit Over Danielle Staub Raw – “These cases are about using the judicial process to identify people and extract settlements,” she said.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50535

> Capri Anderson “Not Allowed” On Sheen Roast – It’s a veritable line-up of the who’s who of who cares.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50534
> What a Shock! Jose Canseco Stiffs His Agent Gina Rodriguez – Gina claims Jose was paid $3,500 to appear on the show and she’s entitled to her 10% — $350.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50533

> 700 Pound Woman Says Men Think She’s a Sex Goddess; You May Think She’s Fat –

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50530

> Update: Former Playmate Victoria Rathgeb sentenced to 9 years for shooting her husband – Rathgeb, 66, pleaded no contest to attempted voluntary manslaughter Wednesday.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50528

> W.Va. Obscenity Prosecutor nominated to federal appeals court – She looks like a ball buster.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50527

> Federal Appeals Court: Touching Strippers and Vice Versa is Not Protected Free Speech – The court agreed with a federal judge in Cleveland who also found no First Amendment violations.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50525

> West Hartford Man Gets Probation For Fake Group Sex Ad On Craigslist – Philip Conran, 44, was in the midst of a dispute with his next door neighbor…

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50521

> ‘Price is Right’ Model Files Sex Harassment Suit Against Show’s Producers – Cole is requesting a jury trial and monetary compensation for the alleged misconduct and associated medical and legal expenses.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50519

> Burlesque legend Dixie Evans marks 85th birthday at Royal Resort – “Dixie has been the pioneer for burlesque. There’s only one, and she is it.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50518

> Woman robs Wal-Mart to pay for sex change – Police said they’ve recovered all but 31 cents of the cash.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50515

> Update: Hot to Trot Teach Had Sex With Student 300 Times, Says Lucky Bastard – “She said ‘kiss me,'” the man testified according to The Montreal Gazette. “I was completely sexually inexperienced and said ‘how?'”‘

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50514

> 1968 Playmate Angela Dorian Gets 9 Years in Prison For Shooting Husband – On top of the 9 year sentence — Dorian was ordered to pay $70 thousand into California’s victim restitution fund.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50511

> Tiger Mistress Suing New York Post – “We stand by our story.”

She should sue her plastic surgeon.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50509

> No Wonder Rex Ryan is Out of Control: Jets Owner’s Daughter Shoots, Distributes 2011Cheerleader Calendar – “We really had a great bonding experience and enjoyed the time there,” Flight Crew member and four-year veteran Jessica S. wrote on the team’s website yesterday.

Read the story here:

> Private Shareholders Make More Allegations – Among the charges are that Private CEO Berth Milton [pictured] allegedly removed $24,000 in funds from company bank accounts without the receivership’s consent and refused the receiver’s entry into the office’s building.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50503

> Update: Adult entertainment law goes before Missouri’s high court –
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50502

> Max Hardcore Interview Posted on EMM Report; Did Max Have a Facelift? – “It’s such a bizarre and unreal situation to have the prosecutors playing your videos in federal court,” he comments.

Hey, Max, the role of the Joker in the new Batman movie has already been filled.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50501

> Blogger Being Sued for Defamation Because She Said TSA Agent at LAX Vulva “Raped” Her – Upon leaving, still sobbing, I yelled to the woman, “YOU RAPED ME.”

What’s the big deal? I scream that at the IRS every April 15th.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50500

> Shawn Loftis says the Miami-Dade school board is violating his civil rights by denying him a chance to change careers – “It seems like they’re equating somebody from the adult industry as a child molester.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50499

> Convicted Killer Caught Jacking Off in Peep Show Booth – The Morning Sentinel says that when Thompson was arrested Sunday he was on probation for breaking into a Waterville adult bookstore in 2009 and groping a woman in a different store.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50498

> Ohio Woman Settles Suit Over Laptop Sex Images – The case dates to 2008 when someone stole a laptop belonging to a vocational student at the Clark County School District, according to court records.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50497

> City University of NY Prof Says She was Axed After Yahoo Sex Rumor – “This is character assassination. This does not speak to any work or any of my accomplishments at Medgar Evers College.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50496

> Larry Flynt speaks at book signing at Hustler Casino in Gardena – “All my research indicates that most politicians have very big egos and very strong libidos,” Flynt, 68, said in an interview, his voice just above a whisper.

Gee, what a fucking revelation that is.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50495

> Registration begins for .xxx Internet porn domain – “.xxx registrations begin with a 50 day Sunrise period that gives businesses both inside and outside of the adult industry an exclusive timeframe to register or exempt themselves,” it said.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50493

> MSNBC: Porn star’s false-positive HIV test raises questions; Chance of a False Positive 1 in 250,000 – “We conduct 40,000 tests each year in California, Florida and Washington, D.C., and of those 40,000 tests we have probably 30 false positives.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50487

> Strip Club Case Heads to Missouri Supreme Court – The Missouri Supreme Court is set to decide just how much Show-Me State strippers are allowed to show.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50484

> Dog Trainer’s Socialite Boss Hounded Him for Sex – “She exposed herself . . . She told me to sit on the bed next to her, but I didn’t. She was propositioning me”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50483

> Lars Von Trier Enjoying Research For Porn Film, “Nymphomaniac” – “If you take a woman of 50 or 60 who has been sexually active, they will talk for hours.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50480

> Hustler and Playboy Mags on sale near school sparks ire – “It’s not like it’s a truck stop; a lot of teens go in and out of the store. It’s not appropriate.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50479

> Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Porn Star – “It’s a movie to have a lot of fun with. Not take too seriously. I think Nick’s performance is worth the price of admission.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50478

> Michelle Ryan’s Nude Photos Are Hot Topic Again – “Aw hell who cares, Believe me, everybody has whatever screwed up thing going on. I don’t care. I’m sure you do, and everybody else that points fingers. Who cares? Everybody has a life off the field. Who gives a crap? I’m sure I’m worse than he is. So big deal.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50475

> In California The Rich Always Get Away With It, But Something Really Stinks in Naked Babe’s Suicide – “She had no history of depression, psychological or psychiatric disturbance or of suicidal ideation,” Bremner, a high-profile Seattle-based lawyer, told RadarOnline.com.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50473

> Electronic Frontier Foundation: Porn Piracy Lawsuits Are About Settling; Lawyers are Bill Collectors – “We think these suits are unfair. They’re cutting corners, and they’re not giving people due-process rights,” said Rebecca Jeschke.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50472

> Ray J Wants Piece of Kardashian Sex Tape Sale – no amount of money can relieve him from this nightmare.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50466

> California Yogurt Store Owner Allegedly Locks Diaper-Clad Female Employee in Box – “It was a complete blitz attack,” Mazelin said. “She couldn’t have known that that was going to happen.”

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50465

> Feds Investigating Strip Club Ownership For Money Laundering, Prostitution – What a surprise.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50464

> Porn’s Illustrated Man Logan McCree Suggests Gay Community Is Intolerant Of Bisexuals – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50463

> Manwin Offers $5M For Kardashian Tape – No word yet on whether Hirsch would consider the offer.

Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50462

153 Views

Related Posts

WIA Profile: Holly Randall

Each month, XBIZ spotlights the career accomplishments and outstanding contributions of Women in Adult. WIA profiles offer an intimate look at the professional lives of the industry's most influential female executives.If you’re one of the many regular listeners to Holly…

Ryan Reid Named Twistys Treat of the Month for March

Twistys on Friday named newly minted Brazzers contract star Ryan Reid their March 2024 Treat of the Month.

Scarlett Alexis Named TeamSkeet’s ‘AllStar’ for March

MIAMI — Scarlett Alexis has been selected as TeamSkeet's AllStar for March, and is spotlighted in a new scene with Jay Romero. Titled "An Artist of All Things Naughty,” the scene kicks off with an interview, during which Alexis discusses…

Two New Dorcel Features by Franck Vicomte Hit the U.S

Dorcel on Thursday announced the unveiling of two new all-sex releases from veteran director Franck Vicomte.

How Sex-Ed Lays the Groundwork for Well-Informed Shopping

We often do some research before making purchases, whether by delving into a company’s background, exploring specific products or simply making sure we understand how to use something before we buy it. In the realm of pleasure products, however, it…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.