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Sean Looks at the Week of 09/11/2011: Percy Foster Wins the Badger Bits award

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The Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law award goes to one of Adultfyi’s favorite attorneys, Evan Stone.

At one time one of the major players involved in the ever-growing pay-up-or-else anti-filesharing schemes in the United States, Stony has been admonished and punished by a judge.

Apparently Stony had asked the whether he could contact ISPs in order to discover the identities of alleged file-sharers, but the court said he’d have to wait. Stony ignored the court but was ultimately found out, which resulted in him picking up a $10,000 fine.

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The Badger Bits award goes to Gordon Ramsay’s lookalike, and dwarf porn star, Percy Foster.

The star of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go apparently decided to end it all this week when the little guy turned himself into a home-delivered meal by crawling into a badger hole.

Described by his friends as a little guy with big problems, and delicious by the badger family that ate him, Percy’s work will live forever is such greats at Master Chef: Assblasters 7.

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The Major Kick in the Rocks award goes to the current husband of ‘Real Housewives of D.C.’ star Michaele Salahi, Tareq Salahi.

This week Tareq reported to police and the FBI that he feared his wife may have been kidnapped Tuesday night.

Well, Thursday it was revealed that Michaele wasn’t kidnapped but in fact had run off Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for the band Journey.

Scoop Marketing, the rep for Journey, confirmed with TMZ that “Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together.”

I still question if this isn’t just a PR stunt, but until it is reported otherwise, I’ll give Tareq the benefit of the doubt. But I’m still reserving the right to change this to a Media Whore award.

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The I’ll Never Win the Southern Vote Now award goes to possible presidential candidate and oddly hot MILF, Sarah Palin.

In “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin,” Joe McGinniss’ soon-to-be-published book for former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate, one tidbit, passed along by the National Enquirer, concerns former NBA player Glen Rice.

According to the book, our nation’s leading MILF had a one night stand with Rice in 1987, while he was in college and she was a sports reporter fresh out of college and working at KTUU in Alaska. Rice was a junior at the University of Michigan playing in the Great Alaska Shootout.

According to the Enquirer, Rice confirmed the relationship to McGinniss. Not surprisingly, Sarah’s camp has yet to comment.

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The Creep of the Week award goes to Ivan Lopez.

As the story goes, Ivan, 23, started up an online relationship with 13 year old 8th grade girl. Eventually he asked the girl to be his “girlfriend” and sweet talked her into sending him nude photos.

Following the course of this sort of thing, Ivan next talked the girl into running off to Vegas to consummate their relationship.

This week Romeo was sentenced to 84 months in jail.

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