from www.ranker.com – The 34th rule of the internet states that if it exists, there is porn of it. So, without further delay, here are the 8 greatest porn parodies/renderings of video games or video game characters that have ever been made. Greatness is judged on absurdity. Enjoy.
No. 1 Left 4 Head:
Left 4 Head (2009) is a hilariously low-budget porn parody of the awesome multiplayer survival horror game Left 4 Dead. If you don’t know what Left 4 Dead is, it’s basically one of the greatest survival horror games ever made. It traps you in a zombie apocalypse in a realistic setting where if you don’t depend on others, you’re dead. The game stars one cute, young girl named Zoey (hmmm, I wonder who the focal point of the porn is going to be), one buff younger guy named Francis, an old war vet named Bill and a guy whose look is a little Shaun of the Deadesque named Louis.
In Left 4 HEAD, the film dwells on the concept of zombies having sex with the only female survivor from the first game, which isn’t really surprising since the internet had been begging for something like this for a while anyway (the text link in this sentence is kind of NSFW and cannot be unseen).
The 3 male survivors of the game also get in on the action, cause hey to them she is LITERALLY the last woman on Earth (that isn’t a witch or a crazy pregnant zombie thing that spits acid).
BONUSES
The “Smokers” in the porn parody use their insanely long and prehensile zombie-members to take a hold of zooey, as seen in this music video made using some of the SFW scenes from the porn parody. In the game, they use poisonous tonges to grab ahold of the players/survivors from a long distance. Brilliance is in simplicity.
Scroll to 2:05 for some “Smoker” extend-o zombie man parts action. You’re welcome for the new nightmares.
The Splougers (which in the game are Boomers, who vomit bile onto players, attracting a huge hoard of zombies) spray, you guessed it, man-juice.
The saddest part about this? The missed opportunity (and biggest disappointment of the film, yes “film”) to have the “Splougers” cover the survivors in “splouge” only to have them attacked by a pack of hungry, angry and horny zombies ready to screw and eat everything in sight.
Okay therapy… here we come.
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