New York- Tabitha Stevens, www.tabithastevens.com, who gets plastic surgery the way some Sumo wrestlers fart, was on the Howard Stern show Friday morning.

Stern noted that Stevens was carrying more collagen in the lips.

[Apparently actor Stephen Baldwin who’s now born again and wears Jesus baseball caps was in the green room earlier tsk-tsking Stevens’ revealing outfit.] Stevens was showing crack.

“Stephen Baldwin treated you like an ass?” Stern asked. According to Stevens, Baldwin walked in. “I was taking pictures in the green room. I pulled my skirt down just a little bit- the crack. He walks in, oh my God and he walks away.” In fact, when Baldwin came on for his interview, Stern offered to allow him to confront Stevens and he refused stating it was a waste of time.

Sterns said Baldwin has a whole new mission in life. Robin Quivers suspected that finding Jesus means you have to run out of rooms where there’s naked girls.

Stern asked Stevens what she did with herself cosmetically. “I wanted my head bigger,” she replied, whatever that was supposed to mean. Stevens explained that she got something new injected in her lips because her body has a way of absorbing everything. “Underneath all this lipstick it looks like someone punched me in the face,” said Stevens. “My mom made an offer to punch me in the face so I could have big lips.”

Basically Stevens was on the show to go on a date with a brother-sister combo who had to deliver verbal essays explaining why they wanted a date with Stevens. Stern asked her what her new website, www.tabithamessages.com was all about. Steven said she gets loads of requests to leave voice messages. “Whatever they want,” she said as to their content.

Stern asked her when was the last time she had sex. Stevens said it was last night with a man. She met the guy in New York. Steven said she’s been seeing him for a month. “He’s nine years younger than me.” Stevens, laughing about how she’s teaching the guy how to have sex, claims that she also taught wrestler Chyna some finer points. Stevens, alluding to yesterday’s interview about the Chyna sex tape, said she knows where it is.

Stevens then met a brother-sister couple from Phoenix named Aubrey, 24, and Brandon, 18. Aubrey said she wanted the date with Stevens. Stern immediately suspected that Aubrey was a dyke but she claimed she was married. “I love women- I dream about women more than anything in the world. I’ve been with more women in my life than men. But I’ve had really bad experiences…”

Aubrey said her first lesbo experience was with someone who’s manicuring left something to be desired. “I changed my mind- I backed off after a few minutes.” Stern translated all of this to mean that the woman was smelly and hairy. Aubrey said her second lesbo experience was the night before her wedding [pity her husband]. It was with her maid of honor. Stevens chimed in by saying she’s never had an experience to match and she’s been married three times. Aubrey said there was a lot of tequila involved and that a male from the wedding party honed in on her action. Her most recent experience involved her and her husband getting together with another couple. “The wife was about 8 1/2 months pregnant.”

Stern thought it was a weird scene that a brother would want to go on a date with his sister and Stevens. “Don’t you think it’s a little strange?” Brandon, who sounded high, admitted to having a lot of bad relationships. He was asked if he occasionally took a walk on the wild side and admitted to gay experiences. “What are you going to do with Tabitha? Why do you want to be there?” Stern asked. Brandon said he was more into chicks and claims more than 200 female conquests. Stern found that hard to believe. Aubrey thought he was exaggerating but Brandon claimed he lost his virginity at age ten. “I love sex. I could go on forever because I love it so much.” When asked Brandon admitted to having sex with at least 15 guys. Brandon said he was a bottom. Stevens found the admissions pretty shocking but said she liked it.

Aubrey explained that her and her brother share different fathers but that her mother thought they were crazy for being on the show. “But she knows how we are.”

Assuming that there might be a potential threesome, Stern asked Aubrey, who was wearing a school girl outfit, if she might get weirded out by her brother being there. “I would be thinking about what a dream come true it would be to be with an incredible sexy woman like Tabitha,” Aubrey replied, stating there were some guidelines involved. “Should it get there to the most intimate of times I would take the first in line…” Aubrey said she hadn’t even addressed the possibility that she and her brother would be in the same Stevens pile up. When asked Aubrey said she saw Brandon naked one time. “He spent the night at my and husband’s house on the floor. I woke him up. He had his boxers on. He had morning…wood.”

Stern suggested that Stevens was a piker compared to Brandon and Aubrey. A caller-in asked Stern which was bigger, Aubrey’s ass or Tabitha’s teeth. Tabitha suspected that the caller didn’t have any.

A second brother-sister team, Amber and Joe came on. Joe said the experience was weird for him and that his current girlfriend didn’t know that he was coming on the show. At that point Stern urged Stevens to begin disrobing. Amber said she’s never been with a woman. Stern asked Amber if she ever saw Joe naked. She said when they were kids. Asked if she thought if the situation was kinky, Amber said no, and Stern said how could it not be. Amber appeared to be in heat as she gazed at the naked Stevens. Meanwhile Joe ventured to say that it would definitely be weird to see his sister with another woman. It was Stern’s opinion that the first couple was pretty persuasive in their arguments since Joe, for some reason, elected to talk about how he totalled his truck on the way to the studio and almost didn’t make it.

Stevens said she was also inclined towards the first couple because they were totally out of control particularly because Brandon was a bottom and she had plans.