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The BlowGenBlow Chronicles

Chatsworth, CA – Chatsworth Pictures is releasing the multipart series The BlowGenBlow Chronicles as a special bonus feature on its first 4 DVD releases. The BlowGenBlow Chronicles star popular pint-size dynamo Gen Padova in relentlessly intense cocksucking face-offs with some of today’s hottest and most respected cum receptacles. The series also details the tragic love story between producer Cram Johnson and his inamorata, Gen Padova, through embarrassingly insightful and, at times, creepy commentary by Grip & Cram Johnson.

Originally conceived as a website, the BlowGenBlow Chronicles are an example of why pleasure and business should not be mixed. “It’s the same old story,” explains Grip Johnson, “Boy meets porn girl. Boy builds website for porn girl. Porn girl breaks boy’s heart. Boy uses scenes as bonus DVD footage. But, it could have been worse. You can’t put herpes on a DVD.”

“Grip always told me not to fall in love with the whores we shoot,” says Cram, “But, I figured I’d be ok with Gen. After all, if AIDS didn’t get her, I was sure her cancer would have killed her before any real feelings began to surface. But, I was wrong. God damn those bastard doctors and their chemo treatments. Now, my life is ruined.”

Along with their commitment to giving their fans the best possible masturbatory experience, the Johnson Brothers have always prided themselves on their ability to maintain an open and honest dialogue with their viewers.

“I’m not scared to show the world my undying love for Gen,” explains Cram Johnson. “This is my John Cusack/Say Anything moment. These bonus scenes are my boom box. I know she still loves me. Her holes aren’t shut to me yet. I can salvage this relationship.”

As of this writing, Gen Padova had found love with someone who isn’t Cram Johnson and lamented not being able to breathe cancer on the love-struck producer.

Episode #1 of the BlowGenBlow Chronicles features dirty little guttersnipe Trista Post, and can be seen on Grip & Cram Johnson’s Milf Meat DVD. Episode #2 stars uber-whore Tyla Wynn and is featured in the Johnson Brother’s fun-for-the-whole-family release, Donkey Punch.

“Next to only hiring chicks that blow us or bake us pot brownies, this is the most self indulgent thing we have ever done,” acknowledges Grip. “But, I think our fans will relate to Cram’s fucked up life. After all, who amongst them has not jerked off outside their favorite porn starlet’s window?”

Episode #3 of the BlowGenBlow Chronicles, starring human drug Deja Daire, will be available on January 2nd as a bonus feature in the Johnson Brothers’ new foot fucking extravaganza, Arch Enemies. Episode #4, the last in the series, features Euro fuckhole Victoria Sin and will follow in February with the release of Milf Meat #2.

“Yes, my heart is broken. But, if fans can drop an extra load to these bonus scenes then it was all worth it,” states Cram, “And, if Gen doesn’t come back, we will film my imminent suicide as a bonus feature for Donkey Punch #2.”

Milf Meat & Donkey Punch are available now! Distributors can order now by contacting JM at (800)550-3659. For more information or to order your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

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