Big AL is host and creator of former NYC public access cable TV show SPIC’N SPANISH.

Big Al writes on www.globalgrind.com – I love porn stars. Have loved them ever since puberty. Have loved them so much that I once even flew cross-country to cover America’s biggest annual porn convention, the Adult Entertainment Expo (held every January in Las Vegas) for my former public access cable TV show, SPIC’N SPANISH. Now how’s that for undying love?!

However, it was at another porn convention – the 2005 NY Erotic Expo – where I met the woman who would soon become my current favorite porn star: the voluptuous Tiffany Mynx. She was already a legend at the time, but amazingly, I had never seen her f*ck on film. (Needless to say, I have more than made up for that since that day!) Nevertheless, I was well aware of her status in the industry, and so I was eager to conduct my first interview with her. Little did I know how great it would turn out to be! The busty MILF let me dry-hump her as she moaned and groaned like the porn veteran that she is, took her top off to expose two of the most beautiful, succulent breasts that I have ever seen, and then lifted her skirt so the world could see one of the juiciest and most popular asses in adult cinema. Never before had I become a fan of someone so quickly!

This was pretty much my reaction too when I saw Tiffany Mynx’s fat ass for the first time.

My interview with Mynx took place during the day; later that night, I went to an Erotic Expo after-party at Manhattan’s Spider Club, which turned out to be one of the GREATEST parties I’ve ever shot for SPIC’N SPANISH. This party had it all: drunk girls, hot lesbians, and of course, porn stars – among them Tiffany Mynx, who I bumped into as my cameraman and I were shooting the action on the dancefloor. Much to my delight and surprise, the California cougar was very happy to see me again, and after she said a few words for the camera, we began to dance (if you consider bumping and grinding with a porn star “dancing.”) And then it happened: she stuck her tongue in my mouth! The brazen move came completely out of nowhere, and it soon turned into arguably the most surreal moment in my life, as Tiffany Mynx and yours truly engaged in a hot and steamy make-out session. Things only got better when she took her terrific tits out and let me suck on them too! To make matters even more unbelievable, all of this was going on with people around us and right in front of my video camera! I was on top of the f*ckin’ world…

…and then just like that, it was over. Right when I was thinking that I was going to bang this broad (or at the very least, get a blow job in one of the Spider Club’s restrooms), some blonde guy comes walking towards us and snatches Mynx away. It appears that she knew him, because she didn’t put up much of a resistance, and the two of them ended up leaving the club right then and there. The next day at the convention, she didn’t even show up, leading me to think that she must’ve been so drunk and/or high the night before that she was too sick to come back to the expo the next day! (A huge intake of drugs and alcohol would also explain why she had made out with me – a pervert she had only met hours before!)

I ran into the Mynxster again in 2006, when I interviewed her at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. But sadly, there was no repeat performance of our erotic encounter. To this day, I can’t tell if Mynx didn’t remember that we had made out once, remembered but pretended not to because she felt ashamed, or simply opted not to finish what she started because it was only meant to be a one-night experience anyway. Personally, I wouldn’t have minded if she had used me for one night, but only if I had actually gotten to penetrate that delicious porn p*ssy. I don’t know if I’ll ever get another shot at Shannon Cummings (that’s her real name), but until I do, Tiffany Mynx will always be “the one that got away” in my book.

She’s just so f*ckin perfect!

P.S. My spit-swapping, melon-sucking adventure with Tiffany Mynx is included in my T&A DVD masterpiece SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1! If you would like to purchase a copy, email me at [email protected] or pick it up at the Record Mart store inside the Times Square subway station in New York City. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!