Porn Valley- The fate and fortunes of Tim Myren go up and down like a porn star’s head during a blowjob. Myren has owned talent agencies and lost them in bad business deals. Now he’s doing porn. And Chico Wang shot Myren recently in a scene featuring Lucy Thai.
“He got so desperate at one point that he decided to do a b.j. scene,” says Chico. The back story behind this event is when Myren took over a house that was being used by Chico to shoot movies. Except Chico was nervous that it was near a pre-school, so Myren agreed to take over the house for his then-Naughty Modeling headquarters. Myren has since vacated and the place is now being used by Joel Lawrence for Gold Star Modeling.
In any event, Myren agreed to give Chico the first and last plus security payments. But the day Myren was supposed to move in, he evidently told Chico he didn’t have any money. Asked how much he did have, Myren was supposed to have replied, he had none.
“And he waited till the last day to tell me this,” said Chico. “So I paid it. Needless to say when it was time to make a rent payment the check bounced. Then he has to borrow money from his girls to pay it. I told him one more bounced check I’m fucking kicking you out of there. He bounces a check and, guess what? Next thing, Joel has it. All I can say is, Tim owes me a grip-load of money.”
According to Chico, half of Myren’s problems with Sascha in their deal for Naughty Talent are due to the fact that Myren’s “a moron.”
“I’m sure he made an incredible deal turning over parts of his agency to Sascha so he loses everything,” says Chico. “He’s like the Laurel & Hardy of the business world.”
Chico feels Myren would probably have been better off working at a McDonald’s, but when Tim came to him asking to be put in a scene, Wang paired him up with Lucy Thai. Wang’s not sure what he’ll call the movie but thinks he’ll title it Pacemaker Sex because Myren thumps his chest with a fist as though he’s having a heart attack. Which was probably due to the fact that his car allegedly got repo’ed about the same time.
Wang suspects that he’ll be making the pacemaker scene available over the Internet.