Porn Valley- Described in the chatroom as a hairy, porno Quentin Tarantino, Tom Zupko was a guest on KSEX’s The Goddess of Gush Show Thursday night. Having done her first anal scene this week, Cytherea was soliciting suggestions for a movie title. The Goddess of Gape was one of them.
Angela Stone, who was also featured in the movie, was a guest on the show, as well, and Harry Weiss pronounced that Ashley Blue was being officially kicked to the curb as object of affection. “She’s being replaced by Angela Stone.”It was noted that Zupko’s been directing for Hustler.
“He is the most twisted-minded motherfuckin’ director in this business,” said Weiss who remembers Zupko from the Extreme days. “He was doing some weird, fucked up shit.” Zupko mentioned a movie where he had Brian Surewood on a Christ. “And he had his dick sucked by a fallen angel. We did other crazy things.
Brian, aka Plus One, brought up the name of Vince Miller when he was with Arrow, www.xxxdeepthroat.com. This prompted a spate of flashbacks from Zupko to the time when he shot for the company.
“I had a few friends of mine [including Surewood] and we started our own company,” Zupko said. “We did this movie and we had nuns and everything. It was supposed to be distributed by Arrow which was Vince Miller who was the salesman. It was actually kind of odd. He took me into the office- he was, like, dude, there’s no way, no chance in hell I can distribute this.” According to Zupko, he could say stuff about Vince Miller but wasn’t going to do so.
“He was horrified by the nuns and the whole thing,” Zupko continued. “I was promised that movie could be distributed by Arrow. I put my own money into it.” Zupko then sent John Stagliano a trailer of the movie.
“When Vince Miller wouldn’t do it, I went to John. I said John, please. I beg you to look at this movie. I gave it to him. Everything I put into it was gone. He calls me up on an Easter Sunday- I’ll never forget it. He goes what peep show booth did you crawl out of? I got to sell this movie. That’s the first thing I did with Evil Angel. My second one, John was down on it and fired me. I’m the only director John Stagliano’s fired from Evil Angel.”
Brian remembered shooting at Elegant Angel three or four days after a Zupko shoot. “There was manure on the walls and shit stinking everywhere. We’re trying to get hard-ons.”
Weiss remembered a scene from Extreme where Valentino and Brian Surewood dressed as plant people.
“A girl [Dru Lynn] in a wedding dress in a barn with a horse trough for of manure and water- with her dog hanging from the rafters by its neck swinging back and forth. You’ve got Valentino and Surewood fucking squash. This chick- she didn’t last too long in the business. She put down the challenge that I’m the most hardcore, nastiest chick and you guys need to sign me as a contract girl. There’s nothing you can come up with that I can’t handle.” Weiss remembered Lynn running into the bathroom.”
“She was crying.” According to Zupko, Rob Black would send new girls who wanted to prove themselves to Zupko’s office. “Which was not a very good thing,” Zupko laughed. Nonetheless, Weiss remembered how Lynn was dunked upside down in the trough of manure.
Stone was asked if she has worked with Zupko. She hasn’t. Zupko said he was very disappointed that he wasn’t able to direct Cytherea’s first anal.
“I was really hurt by that,” Zupko said, noting that now he has to be a “good” pornographer because there’s a list of rules that he can and cannot do. Zupko was talking up a movie he did recently called Salvation.
“It’s based on the hypocrisy of America and man in general,” he explained. “It starts off with a silhouette of an angel and the Garden of Eden.” The way Zupko explained the movie, it fast forwards to Thomas Jefferson and how all men are created equal, then moves to present times, and a nuclear holocaust.
“Kris Slater played Thomas Jefferson- he did an excellent job,” said Zupko. “And it looks so real. We did the old paintings- when you see it, it’s absolutely incredible. The camerawork was amazing. He’s being seduced by his own words- all men are created equal. Then all of a sudden it’s coming back to Sally Hemmings [Jefferson’s mistress] scrubbing the floor. He’s so intoxicated by his words- he calls Sally Hemmings in and she fucks him. During the pop shot, I do, acappella, Amazing Grace. It’s Mr. Marcus in chains. Then you have the plantation owner’s wife come in- it’s Tiffany Rain who’s semi-angelic and she frees him from the chains and he fucks her in the ass.”
Between that scene and a visual of the president in the bunker, there’s flashes of history, Zupko explains.
“I got a lot of stock footage and stuff – the president, he’s sitting there in the bunker. He’s so indifferent to everything- the freedom and the whole thing the Constitution and the equality of man is based on. He has this intern come in. She blows him and there’s the Atomic Bomb in the background. There’s the button and he has her press the button with the cum. Then he has the secret service agent come in and fuck the shit out of her. Then it goes back to the beginning with the angel coming back down- and there’s Adam in the garden of Eden. It’s all destroyed and charred. The angel starts fucking him and it goes back to the Garden of Eden again. She’s, like, we didn’t do it right the first time. Let’s try and do it right again.
“It’s a controversial movie that Mr. Larry Flynt would let me do,” Zupko continued. Zupko was very lavish in his praise of Flynt.
“I’m not saying this because I work there,” Zupko continued. “I am in many ways very honored to work for Hustler Video and VCA Pictures which is owned by Hustler now. All of what we all do- the freedom that we have to be able to do this- everything that all of us have here is due to Larry Flynt,” said Zupko. “So many people in this business have pled out. The one man who went there was Mr. Larry Flynt. He went to the goddamn Supreme Court and could have lost everything that he had. He essentially took the bullet for us because he did an interracial layout in the magazine. So he’s in a wheel chair right now because of the freedoms that we have. Some scumbag racist shot him.”
Zupko went on to embellish how Flynt put pressure on the then-Speaker Elect of the House, Bob Livingston when Livingston spearheaded a Clinton impeachment movement.
“He [Flynt] put a million dollar bounty,” said Zupko. “He [Livingston] was a total freak and he resigned.”
Zupko also expressed the hope that on some small level he could help elevate Hustler and VCA.
“All of us in pornography need to thank that man,” said Zupko.