NY [Howardstern.com]- Howard got to the next bit, “Porn Stars vs. Slow Adults.” Prior to the game, though, Howard asked Andrea, aka Miss Howard Stern, who was on the Slow team with the Rev. Bob Levy and Crackhead Bob, if she had new breast implants, but she claimed she didn’t, and immediately added she was now off drugs…but was still drinking.

After Artie noted he thought Andrea gained weight, she replied she was now a size zero, and that she put on a few pounds because of the fact she quit using drugs. Gary then came into the studio to report Andrea got out of rehab last year and, the day she was released, got drunk, got into a car accident, and lost her teeth as a result. However, Andrea responded she “still graduated” from rehab, and that she was there because of her drug use and not her alcohol consumption.

Andrea added she got married last month, but filed for divorce yesterday. Andrea next said her husband was “a complete mental case,” and that she found out he only married her because he was a fan of hers.

Howard next introduced the porn stars, Trina Michaels, Liv Wylder and Lyla Lei. After Trina talked about how she has done “double anal” scenes in four of her pornos, Liv admitted she performed oral sex on men through “a glory hole” in a Florida bookstore. Upon hearing that, Artie asked Liv if she met her husband, Gene Wilder, at the bookstore. Liv went on to say she was married, “worked” at the Bunny Ranch and has been known to stick an umbrella handle in her rear end.

Artie responded to the last remark by saying he’d heard opening an umbrella in that area of the body was “bad luck.” The final contestant, Lyla, said she believes in ghosts, and masturbates several times a day.

Howard began the game, asking Andrea this question: Name a fruit that begins with the letter “L,” and Andrea got a point for her reply, “lemon.” Howard then asked Trina “what does it mean if an animal is nocturnal,” and she was correct as well when she said “they’re awake at night.” Because infamous spelling abilities, Howard asked the Rev. Bob to spell “prophet,” and he responded “p-h-o-f-e-t,” while Liv incorrectly guessed “p-h-r-o-e-t,” Crackhead refused to even try it, Lyla spelled the word “profit,” and Andrea actually got it right.

After Round 1, Howard announced the slow adults were in the lead, 2-1.

Howard asked Liv who Wolf Blitzer was, and she earned a point when she replied “a reporter.” Howard then asked the Rev. Bob again to spell “prophet,” and he went with “p-o-r-f-i-t.”

Howard proceeded to ask Lyla what teams played in the Super Bowl this past weekend, and she began by guessing “Tony,” but changed her response to “Chicago and the Bears.” After Andrea guessed “Manning,” Trina got the answer, the Chicago Bears and Indianapolis Colts. Following the Rev. Bob’s spelling of “Februar,” as “F-e-b-a-u-r-a-r-y,” Liv answered “F-e-b-u-a-r-y,” Lyla tried “F-e-b-u-a-r-i-e,” and Andrea, who noted that her birthday was this month, guessed “F-a-b-u-a-r-d-y,” before Howard spelled it for everyone. After Trina was able to identify “west” as the direction on a map to the left, Howard announced the porn stars were winning, 4-3.

Howard next asked the Rev. Bob to name three continents, and he incorrectly replied Asia, Europe and Germany, which led Artie to claim he never wanted to see Bob again. Liv then named three continents, Asia, Europe and North America. Crackhead Bob was then asked to divide 75 by three, but Howard decided to ask him an easier question, and asked him why Neil Armstrong was famous, and Bob responded, “It’s a little bit hard…five, four, two, one…all the way up…up, up and away.”

After Artie stopped laughing hysterically at Bob’s answer, Howard said he’d accept it as Bob’s way of saying “astronaut.” Howard then asked Lyla what the word “feline” referred to, but she said, “The line you get in for money,” and Andrea answered, “A female dog.” When Trina correctly got the answer, “cat,” Howard proclaimed the porn stars the winners of the game, 6-4.

Because Andrea got so many correct answers during the contest, Howard allowed her hairstylist, Leticia, to come into the studio to sing a song she wrote about her friend Andrea. After Howard and Robin acknowledged they liked the performance, Howard asked if any of the girls wanted to ride the Sybian, and Liv immediately raised her hand – just beating Lyla for the “honor.”

Liv then got on the machine and quickly had an orgasm as Gary turned it to full power.