Porn Valley- I don’t know if you’ve ever owned a crystal. Normally they’re inanimate objects that can be used to channel energy and make contact, allegedly, with the spirit world. Generally, they move when you ask them to, but I’ve got one hanging from a brass chain with a mind of its own. It speaks without being spoken to. And now, after the Red Sox victory over the Yankees in the American League Playoffs, I’ve got a crystal that struts. I’ve got a crystal that talks shit. I’ve got a crystal that’s predicting that Wankus from KSEX is going to change careers in mid stream and become a proctologist.
Maybe because The Crystal saw Wankus and Soxxx at the Victoria Givens gangbang doing their rendition of an anal minstrel show in white rubber rubber gloves. Who knows.
To top it off, you might recall my saying that Billy The Crystal predicted, with the BoSox three games down, that they were going to take that series. And now with the fact that Boston took the first game of the World Series against St. Louis, the Crystal is out of control. As we head into Week 7of NFL action, The Crystal with an 11-3 record from last week is the lone Adultfyi’er going for Chicago against Tampa Bay. Whereas Wankus, who’s about to become a proctologist, at least according to The Crystal, is making picks like one, going with Miami against St. Louis and Cincinnati over Denver.
You’ll also notice that Tracey Adams’ name is among the missing, which we can understand due to a major loss in her family. And, again, we wish her our heartfelt condolences. That being said, here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.
Sunday: St. Louis at Miami; Detroit at New York Giants; Buffalo at Baltimore; Atlanta at Kansas City; Jacksonville at Indianapolis; Chicago at Tampa Bay; San Diego at Carolina; Philadelphia at Cleveland; Tennessee at Minnesota; New York Jets at New England; Dallas at Green Bay; Seattle at Arizona; New Orleans at Oakland
Monday night: Denver at Cincinnati
Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [62-26]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Baltimore, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, New Orleans, Denver
Harry Weiss [61-27]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Baltimore, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, New Orleans, Denver
Gene Ross [57-31]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Baltimore, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, Oakland, Denver
Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com [55-33]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Baltimore, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, New Orleans, Denver
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com [55-33]: St. Louis, Detroit, Baltimore Kansas City, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, Oakland, Denver
Porno Steve [55-33]: St. Louis, Detroit, Baltimore, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New York Jets, Green Bay, Seattle, Oakland, Denver
Sports Swami [54-34]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Buffalo, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Dallas, Seattle, Oakland, Denver
Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com [52-36]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Baltimore, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Philadelphia, Tennessee, New England, Dallas, Seattle, New Orleans, Denver
Billy The Crystal [51-37]: St. Louis, New York Giants, Buffalo, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Chicago, San Diego, Philadelphia, Tennessee, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, New Orleans, Denver
Wankus from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [50-38]: Miami, New York Giants, Buffalo, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Philadelphia, Minnesota, New England, Green Bay, Seattle, New Orleans, Cincinnati