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Week 8: Adultfyi Picks The McMouse Salad

Porn Valley- If Dallas Cowboys coach Todd Haley [pictured left] hadn’t just sued Mickey D’s for $1.7 million, we wouldn’t have known about the rats being served with croutons in McDonald’s salads. But we do know that the biggest rat of ’em all, Terrell Owens [pictured right] after all his tantrums on Monday night Football got Drew Bledsoe benched for the rest of the season as the Cowboys starting quarterback. And for that reason I’m going with Carolina just because I don’t like mice with Thousand Island dressing..

Here’s Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com doing what he does best, making serious work of the whole prognostication process.

After jumping off my roof after last week’s poor picks, I to would like to announce that I am dropping out of the California governor’s race.

Tennessee over Houston – This game is about as shaky as Michael J. Fox at a Democratic press conference.

Philadelphia over Jacksonville – Naomi Campbell said I should take the Eagles then she punched me in the balls.

Cincinnati over Atlanta – Don Hollywood told me to take the Bengals and asked if I could hold his check for a few days.

Giants over Tampa – Skeeter Kerkove told me to take the Giants then he said the exact same thing to Gene Ross.

Chicago over San Francisco – XBiz told me to take the Bears, but Dirty Bob said that the game already happened four years ago.

Green Bay over Arizona – In high school, Dennis Green was voted “Most Likely Coach To Be Fired At The End Of The Season.”

Kansas City over Seattle – Kevin Rubio said I should take Seattle, then he filed a lawsuit after I said that pick wouldn’t sell around here.

New Orleans over Baltimore – Dennis Hastert said I should take the Saints then he denied any responsibility in the pick.

San Diego over St. Louis – San Diego resident Dave Cummings said I should take the Gators. Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Pittsburgh over Oakland – Raiders’ win streak will last about as long as Mary Carey’s political career did.

Jets over Cleveland – This game will be about as thrilling as watching Billy Barty play Shaq one-on-one.

Denver over Indianapolis – John Elway’s teeth will rise from the Rocky Mountains and lead the Broncos to victory.

Carolina over Dallas – Romo and TO a no-go in….wait for it…Carolino.’

New England over Minnesota – Ron Jeremy said I should take the Patriots then asked if I was going to finish my sandwich.

Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:

Sunday: Arizona at Green Bay, Atlanta at Cincinnati, Baltimore at New Orleans, Houston at Tennessee, Jacksonville at Philly, Seattle at Kansas City, San Francisco at Chicago, Tampa Bay at New York Giants, St. Louis at San Diego, Indy at Denver, NY Jets at Cleveland, Pittsburgh at Oakland, Dallas at Carolina

Monday night: New England at Minnesota

Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com [67-33]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, Kansas City, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Denver, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, N England

Harry Weiss [67-33]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Tennessee, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Minnesota

Mike Dickinson [67-33]: Aeizona, Cincinnati, New orleans, Tennessee, Philly, KC, Chicago, BY Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, N England

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [66-34]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, St. Louis, Indy, NY Jets, Oakland, Dallas, Minnesota

Billy the Crystal [65-35]: Arizona, Atlanta, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, Kansas City, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Denver, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England

Steve Seidman [65-35]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England

Dan Davis of Genesis Magazine [65-35]: Arizona, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, St. Louis, Denver, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, N England

Brian Wallace [65-35]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Denver, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Minnesota

Gene Ross [64-36]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philadelphia, Kansas City, Chicago, New York Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Minnesota

John Gray [64-36]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England

Brian aka Plus One [62-38]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Tennessee, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Minnesota

Mike Fattarosi [60-40] www.adultbizlaw.com : Arizona, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Denver, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England

Shannon, Adult DVD Empire, [58-42]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Denver, NY Jets, Pittsburgh, Dallas, New England

Karl the Birdman [57-43]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Houston, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England

Big Ty [57-43]: Arizona, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Tennessee, Jax, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY Jets, Oakland, Carolina, Minnesota

Steve Volponi, www.devilsfilm.com [56-44]: Green Bay, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, NY jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, N England

Serenity of www.serenity.net [55-45]: Arizona, Atlanta, Baltimore, Houston, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Tampa Bay, St. Louis, Indy, NY Jets, Oakland, Dallas, N England

Steve Lane [52-48]: Green Bay, Atlanta, New Orleans, Houston, Philly, KC, Chicago, NY Giants, San Diego, Indy, New York Jets, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England

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