Porn Valley- Halloween weekend in the NFL is a haunted house full of trapdoors, clanking chains, revolving bookcases and hidden rooms. No game is as it appears and every one is a potential hangman’s noose. Take the Baltimore-Phiily game for instance. While a quick inclination is to go with Philly and its unblemished record, Baltimore is just the kind of team that could make this a Linda Blair head spinner.
Wankus, our leader on the Adultfyi tote board last week with a 10-4 record, donned the latex gloves and pulled two upsets out of his ass with picks of Miami and Cincinnati. Will he bring a Friday the 13th sequel to the plate this week? The Wanker, still dressed as a minstrel on a Mississippi showboat calls Baltimore. Billy The Crystal who called the Red Sox all the way in the World Series also feels the same way as I and Steve from Las Vegas Novelties on this one..
And in the Miami-N.Y. Jets game Monday night, ever the diehards, Wankus and Billy are again going with Miami.
With the percentages now going against them you’ve got to figure New England for a loss at any given moment and Pittsburgh is the team that could be handing them their heads this Sunday in a crucial home game for Pittsburgh. Porno Steve, The Sports Swami, Wankus and Shannon from Adult DVD Empire are calling Pittsburgh in that one.
Then there’s the Colts who took it in the shorts last week like Susan Sarandon in The Hunger, taking on Kansas City who could have won their game last week playing in their shorts. Would a rational man believe the Colts losing two in a row? Whereas Kansas City looks like it’s finally got it’s act together. With the game at Kansas City, we defy a clear call on this one. Then there’s Detroit at Dallas with the Lions playing better on the road. This could be a tough one as well.
Did we mention San Francisco against Chicago? In a battle of the losers you feel confident in calling that game?
But probably the most crucial game this week, at least from the adult industry standpoint is the Green Bay Packers-Washington Redskins matchup for all the reasons that we posted in a very unique story on Friday. The Skins have played home games prior to every one of the last 17 presidential elections. In games Washington has won, the incumbent always prevails. In games the Redskins have lost, the challenger wins. Which means everyone in our business with a clear head has got to be going with Green Bay this week.
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.
Arizona at Buffalo; Cincinnati at Tennessee; Green Bay at Washington; Jacksonville at Houston; Baltimore at Philadelphia; Detroit at Dallas; Indianapolis at Kansas City; New York Giants at Minnesota; Atlanta at Denver; Carolina at Seattle; New England at Pittsburgh; Oakland at San Diego; San Francisco at Chicago
Monday night: Miami at New York Jets.
Here’s our the Adultfyi Team sees ’em
Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [69-33]: Arizona, Cincinnati, Washington, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Dallas, Indianapolis, Minnesota, Atlanta, Seattle, New England, San Diego, Chicago, New York Jets
Harry Weiss [69-33]: Buffalo, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Detroit, Kansas City, Minnesota, Denver, Seattle, New England, San Diego, Chicago, New York Jets
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com [64-38]: Buffalo, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Detroit, Kansas City, Minnesota, Denver, Seattle, Pittsburgh, San Diego, San Francisco, New York Jets
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [63-39]: Arizona, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Detroit, Kansas City, Minnesota, Denver, Seattle, New England, San Diego, Chicago, New York Jets
Gene Ross [63-39]: Buffalo, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Detroit, Kansas City, Minnesota, Denver, Seattle, New England, San Diego, Chicago, New York Jets
Porno Steve [61-41]: Arizona, Tennessee, Green Bay, Houston, Philadelphia, Detroit, Indianapolis, Minnesota, Denver, Seattle, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Chicago, New York Jets
Wankus [60-42]: Arizona, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Dallas, Indianapolis, New York Giants, Denver, Seattle, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Chicago, Miami
Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com [59-43]: Arizona, Cincinnati, Washington, Houston, Baltimore, Detroit, Kansas City, Minnesota, Atlanta, Seattle, New England, San Diego, San Francisco, New York Jets
Sports Swami [59-43]: Buffalo, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Detroit, Indianapolis, Minnesota, Denver, Carolina, Pittsburgh, San Diego, San Francisco, New York Jets
Billy The Crystal [57-45]: Arizona, Tennessee, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Detroit, Kansas City, Minnesota, Atlanta, Carolina, New England, Oakland, San Francisco, Miami