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Where’s Seidman’s Clients?

PORN VALLEY, CA – As heard Friday night on The Wanker Show, Harry Weiss has submitted a fun parody poking a little fun at Steve Seidman’s recent woes and bad luck with new clients.

Weiss writes: In an attempt to supplement sales of the near defunct Where’s Waldo? series, the parent company has decided to diversify into more mature markets. Aimed at the financial and adult markets, Where’s my Icey Money?, is available at newsstands now.

Anticipating success with their foray into the adult entertainment market, Waldo Inc., has already begun work on new series titled Where’s Seidman’s Clients? A spokesman from Waldo Inc. stated, “We have high expectations that Where’s Seidman’s Clients? will be a long running series. With Steve Seidman’s track record, we should be able to have new titles available for years. Our first release of the series will be Where’s Summer Sweet?, and a future best of search book called Gone in 60 Seconds.


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