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WICKED PICTURES ANNOUNCES “THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY”

Since Axel was nice enough to suck me off and swallow, I decided to put up this press release.

He is not only hands down the best director in the business, he is also the best cocksucker.

Hey Axel, what part am I gonna have in this epic film?

Love,

Your daddy RBZ

LOS ANGELES, CA — (July 25th, 2014) —Wicked Pictures is proud to announce that the first phase of production has begun on The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. Directed by four-time AVN Director of the Year Axel Braun, the movie will follow the same hi-budget comedic blueprint as its predecessor, the hugely successful Star Wars XXX, which won 8 AVN Awards in 2012 and became the highest-selling Adult DVD ever.

“This is super exciting, and a little overwhelming,” said Braun, “We just started commissioning all the costumes and props, and our VFX guys are building the models. It’s gonna be a a long shoot, and there’s a lot of preparation that needs to happen before the cameras start rolling…the goal is obviously to top the first movie while doing justice to the source material, so we definitely have our work cut out for us.”

Universally considered the best film of the Star Wars saga, The Empire Strikes Back has long been a fan favorite, which means Braun and his team at Wicked will pull all the stops to make it all kinds of awesome.

“I’ve been waiting for this a long time”, said a clearly ecstatic Allie Haze, who will reprise her award-winning role as Princess Leia. “Hopefully it won’t take this long to get to Return Of The Jedi…I wanna wear that gold bikini!”

Seth Gamble will once again bring his boyish charm and acting talent to the lead role of Luke Skywalker, while the dark side of the Force will still be properly represented by the legendary Lexington Steele, who will return as Darth Vader, and Braun’s own contract girl Riley Steele will have a pivotal, yet top-secret role.

“I can’t wait!” said Steele, who was just nominated for several NightMoves Awards including Best Female Performer and Best Body. “Being a part of this project is just so galvanizing, and I’m sure my fans are gonna love it!”

The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody will be released on DVD and Blu-ray in September 2015.

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