I read somewhere this week that Pittsburgh’s Ben Roethlisberger has now suffered four concussions, and that after the first three, he lost all three games the following week coming back into the lineup.
Will history repeat itself this weekend? Now if I were Vince McMahon and rigging the outcome of these games, I’d have Pittsburgh and Cincinnati both losing and the Ravens winning. That would keep Cincinnati still ahead by one game and really make things interesting in the AFL north conference.
If I were Vince McMahon, I’d have New Orleans losing to New England. Even with an Atlanta win, you’d still have the Saints way ahead in the National Conference south and would keep the New England winning persona alive. After all, you can’t have them losing two big games within a three week period.
If I were Vince McMahon I’d have Minnesota coughing one up to Chicago so that the folks in the Windy City don’t all commit mass suicide before the holidays. Toss the Bears a bone I say. They’re not going anywhere.
If I were Vince McMahon I’d have Kansas City upsetting San Diego. That would put the Chargers in a tie with Denver and send all the experts over the cliff with another surprise Chiefs win.
Meanwhile, Sean from www.pornlegends.com talks to his people about this weekend’s games:
Miami over Buffalo – War Machine said he liked the Dolphins by 3 and if anyone differs they were going to get beat up.
Indianapolis over Houston – Rob Kardashian likes the Colts big while comparing the Texans to this “whore/cunt/slut bitch!” he met at his gym.
Cincinnati over Cleveland – Kevin Blatt likes the Bengals by 21 and says watching Tila Tequila’s sex tape would be more interesting than this game.
Jets over Carolina – Jenna Jameson likes the Jets and said the Panthers need a facelift.
Atlanta over Tampa – Lisa Ann likes the Falcons and said she also taught Rob Kardashian how to pick games.
Philadelphia over Washington – Michelle “I’m like Jesus, only prettier” Braun likes the Eagles by 10 then asked for the number of Jenna’s plastic surgeon.
Seattle over St. Louis – Chad Ochocinco likes the Seahawks because he said his new brand of condoms are stronger than the Rams defense.
San Diego over Kansas City – Transsexual Post-Op Superstar Danielle Foxxx likes the Chiefs but she could see herself going either way.
Jacksonville over San Francisco – Carrie Prejean’s brother likes the Jags and his sister’s sex tape a little too much.
Minnesota over Chicago – Still a little bunch-drunk from his last fight in which he blocked his opponent’s punches with his face, Tito Ortiz likes the Bears in an upset.
Tennessee over Arizona – Jenna likes the Titans by 3 because that’s how many tit reduction surgeries she’s had.
Baltimore over Pittsburgh – Jenna likes the Ravens by 5 and said Tito was so messed up after his fight he looked like he went 12 rounds with Raiders’ coach Tom Cable.
New England over New Orleans – Joan Rivers likes the Patriots by 3 and is flattered that Jenna Jameson is starting to look like her.
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This week’s AdultFYI picks. The overall records don’t include Thursday’s games
Jeff Mullen, www.sitcums.com [116-44]: Buffalo, Jets, St. Louis, Atlanta, Houston, Cincy, Philly, San Diego, Jax, Tennessee, Minnesota, Baltimore New Orleans
John Gray, www.questparty.com [114-46]: Miami, Carolina, St. Louis, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Phillt, SD, SF, Tennessee, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
Danny from www.FoxxxModeling.com [114-46]: Miami, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
Scott David, www.allmediaplay.com [113-47]: Miami, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, Jax, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New Orleans
Gene Ross [109-51]: Miami, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
Steve Seidman [109-51]: Miami, Carolina, St. Louis, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New Orleans
Steve from www.Magnusxxx.com [108-52]: Miami, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, SF, Arizona, Minnesota, Pitt, New England
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [108-52]: Miami, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, San Diego, SF, Arizona, Chicago, Pittsburgh, New Orleans
Sean from www.PornLegends.com [107-53]: Miami, Jets, Seattler, Atylanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, ____ , Jax, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
0 & 16 Chuck [106-54]: Miami, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New Orleans
Sunset Thomas [105-55]: Miami, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Houston, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Arizona, Minnesota, Baltimore, New Orleans
John from www.AdultSourceMedia.com [103-57]: Miamji, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, KC, SF, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
Steve Volponi [102-58]: Miami, Jets, St. Louis, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [100-60]: Miami, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, New Orleans
Billy The Crystal [100-60]: Buffalo, Jets, Serattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, New Orleans
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [100-60]: Miami, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, San Diego, San Francisco, Arizona, Minnesota, Baltimore, New Orleans
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [100-60]: Miami, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, San Diego, SF, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New England
Brian Wallace [100-60]: Buffalo, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, San Diego, SF, Arizona, Chicago, Baltimore, New Orleans
KickAss Ben, www.kickass.com [99-61]: Miami, Jets, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, San Francisco, Tenn, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, New England
Karl The Birdman [99-61]: Miami, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta, Indy, Cincy, Philly, SD, SF, Tenn, Minnesota, Baltimore, New Orleans