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Indy Has The Ball One-Fourth of the Game, Still Wins; Steve Volponi Has AFY Weekend’s Best Record

Another NFL game down to the wire. Doesn’t it strike you that there’s an awful lot of these on prime time. Or is that just an amazing coincidence?

Here’s what happened: from www.foxsports.com :

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. [AP] — Ronnie Brown rushed for 115 yards and a touchdown, and the clock-controlling Miami Dolphins overcame Peyton Manning’s longest completion since 2005 on the way to a 13-13 tie after three quarters against the Indianapolis Colts on Monday night.

The Dolphins’ offense was on the field for 34 of the first 45 minutes, outgaining the Colts 298-197. Most of Miami’s work was done on the ground: Brown got his yards on 18 carries, Ricky Williams added 69 yards on 16 attempts.

The Colts had the ball for 1 minute, 20 seconds in the third quarter. There were 24 plays from scrimmage, Miami running 21 of them.

What there wasn’t for the Dolphins in that period, though, was scoring. Dan Carpenter missed a 49-yard field goal midway through the third, keeping the score tied.

Carpenter kicked two second-quarter field goals for the Dolphins, both off the Florida Marlins’ infield dirt. The first was a 45-yarder, the second from 44 yards with 43 seconds left.

That left Manning plenty of time.

Catching a break when an interception by Miami’s Gibril Wilson was overturned with 8 seconds left in the half, Manning’s 20-yard pass to Dallas Clark set up Adam Vinatieri – whose 48-yarder caromed off the left upright and through on the final play before intermission.

Manning connected with Clark for an 80-yard score on the first play from scrimmage. He completed only 4 of his next 9 passes for 35 yards, finishing three quarters 8 of 16 for 166 yards.

The Dolphins hosted a Monday night game for the first time since Christmas 2006, and the stadium was buzzing after a slew of pregame festivities.

The 5,999th pass of Manning’s career quickly rendered the crowd a bit quieter.

Manning faked a handoff and lofted a pass down the middle to Clark, who blew past linebacker Akin Ayodele at the line of scrimmage, then shook off Wilson’s tackle attempt near midfield on his way to the end zone a mere 12 seconds after kickoff.

It was Manning’s longest pass play in a regular-season game since Nov. 28, 2005 – another Monday night matchup, one where he connected with Marvin Harrison for an 80-yard score on the Colts’ first offensive play against the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Manning – playing on the Dolphins’ home field for the first time since winning the Super Bowl there in February 2007 – has thrown at least one Monday night TD pass in each of the last eight seasons. He threw career pass No. 6,000 later in the first quarter, an 8-yard gain to Clark.

Brown answered the big Colts’ score – one that had Tiger Woods giving Manning a celebratory slap on the Indy sideline – with a 14-yard touchdown run for the Dolphins.

Miami’s first drive turned into a 75-yard, nine-play march where the wildcat formation was used three times – the last of those being a direct snap to Brown, who bounded through a hole in the right side of the line for a 14-yard touchdown run. Those three wildcat tries earned Miami 28 yards on its opening drive.

The show in Miami started long before kickoff.

Celebrities were feted with an “orange carpet” arrival. New minority ownership partners Serena and Venus Williams were escorted to midfield by legendary Miami quarterbacks Bob Griese and Dan Marino. Jimmy Buffett – another partner of owner Stephen Ross – held a pregame concert outside the stadium’s main entrance, and another of his Dolphins-themed songs blared after Miami scores.

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Steve Volponi had a personal best 13-3 record with several seasons in the AdultFYI football pool under his belt. Here’s how the standings look after Week #2:

John Gray 26-6
Scott David 26-6
Danny from Foxxx Modeling 25-7
Steve Volponi from Devil’s Film 25-7
Jeff Mullen 23-9
Karl the Birdman 23-9
John from Adult Source Media 23-9
Mike Dickinson 22-10
Dr. TJ Eckleburg 22-10
Tim Case 22-10
Kickass Chris 22-10
Kickass Ben 22-10
Sean from Porn Legends 22-10
Gene Ross 21-11
Steve from Magnus 21-11
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli 21-11
Billy the Crystal 20-12
Sunset Thomas 20-12
0& 16 Chuck 20-12
Steve Seidman 20-12
Brian Wallace 20-12
Mike Fattorosi 19-13

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