My Theory on Why Tiger Woods is Cheating

It’s really obvious when you think about it, considering that old bromide like mother, like daughter.

This is a photo of Tiger’s mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg- the woman who was carted off to the hospital this morning with a belly ache, though the media was hoping for a suicide attempt. Aside from that, this is what Tiger’s going to be looking at in a couple of years- the next thing to a Swedish farm mule.

If that’s the case, I’d be getting all the good looking ass I could, too, if I were him.

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