Sean Looks at The Week of 10/18/2009 in Review: Shelley Lubben is This Week’s Media Whore

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> The Dope of the Week Award winner is former teacher Nicole Howell. She was recently cleared of charges that she had sex with one of her students. Now she claims her life and career are ruined as a result of all the publicity. Well, dope, maybe if you hadn’t exchanged 800 text messages with this punk over a two month period of time your life wouldn’t be a big pile of shit right now. She and other stupid-ass teachers should learn something from this: don’t try to be these students’ buddy, just do your job and teach. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38075

> This week’s Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner is Shelley Lubben. This week Lubben and her loopy supporters protested the Downtown Los Angeles Marriott Hotel because they say Marriott profits from the sale of unsafe porn flicks offered for purchase in their hotel rooms. But before the big protest, Lubben and company rented a penthouse at the hotel and had a porn viewing party, for reasons that still baffle me. This was nothing than an attempt by these media whores to garner some really cheap publicity and enjoy an evening at a nice hotel.

They didn’t protest at Marriott’s corporate office where they may have had a bigger impact, and their protest was at 9:15 pm on a Wednesday night. Not exactly peek traffic time, I suspect. They also didn’t inform Marriott of their protest, but it didn’t appear it upset the hotel owners or their guests too much since police were not called. It appears their protest had about as much impact on Marriott as when a gnat takes a bite out of an elephant’s ass

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> The Errol Flynn Hero Award goes to 66-year-old Ernest Serio. Except for an occasional stint behind bars, Ernest has been a pimp for over 40 years. “I need to do something. I need clothes on my back; I need to be able to have a roof over my head. And uh, I’ve got a crack addiction. That’s a monster,” said Ernest, during a police interview. We admire his hard work and dedication to his profession. You just don’t see that kind of work ethic anymore. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=37997

The Creep of the Week winner is Kenneth Douglas. Kenny worked at the Hamilton County Morgue. After a period of time he started having a few issues while working there, most notably, he liked fucking dead people. “He told us he was out of control,” Prosecutor Joe Deters said. “This is off-the-charts weird.” Gee, you think? www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38004

Creep Award Honorable Mention – James Phillip “Phil” Edwards: This Santa Claus look-a-like douchebag was arrested for taking nude photos of under aged girls. No, he didn’t sweet talk the girls into doing it; the creep invited the victims into his home and gave them sedative-laced ice cream. Once they passed out he removed their clothing and began snapping photos and shooting video. Take this asshole behind the barn and put one behind his ear. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38073

The second Creep Award Honorable Mention – The next creep deserving of a trip behind the barn is Javon Gordon. This piece of garbage recruited young girls to become hookers. He took their photos and placed them on various web sites including Craigslist. He is charged with: operating a child exploitation enterprise that engaged in sex trafficking of children, sexual exploitation of children, distribution of child pornography, transportation of minors to engage in prostitution, aggravated assault, and kidnapping. Better make that TWO shots behind the ear for this fucking creep. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38060

> The Norman Einstein Award winner is Samir Chowhan. This legal eagle posted a help wanted ad on Craigslist for a job that would require secretarial and paralegal work and “additional duties for two lawyers in the firm.” In addition to a resume, applicants were to send in a few pictures and their measurements. [See where this is going] Once a woman responded Samir would inform her: You would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together, sometimes separate…You have to be comfortable doing this with us. This Einstein will now make an appearance before the Illinois state’s disciplinary board. I don’t suspect he’ll be disbarred, but a swift kick in the nuts is sure to be suggested. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38105

Belated Birthdays – Carmella Bing 10/21, Kim Kardashian 10/21, Sally Layd 10/22, Jasmin St. Claire 10/23, Tina Cheri 10/23, Stephanie Rage 10/24, Tila Tequila 10/24

> Tanner Mayes Says New Sensations Treats Talent Like Dogs – Read Gene’s review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38128

Fans of YouTube can watch a clip of it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBDkiyi0Bc

> 411 Movie Interviews: Riley Steele about Her Part in Piranha 3D and More – I’ve seen better interviews in a high school newspaper…but read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38125

> The Grand Vizier: Crown Model Management Owned by Someone Out the United Arab Emirates? – Shark alert. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38124

> John McCain leads charge against Net neutrality; But His Daughter’s Got Nice Tits – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38123

> Government Requests 30 More Days to Respond to FSC’s 2257 Suit – Just delaying the inevitable. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38122

> Lexington Steele Named Hot d’Or’s Best American Male Performer in First Award Show since 2000 – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38121

> Award-Winning Blockbuster, Billionaire, Soon To Release On Blu-Ray – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38120

> California lets parks crack down on nude beachgoers – Green Peace is sick of getting false reports of beached whales. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38119

> Court Orders The Pirate Bay To Delete Torrents – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38118

> 2 new sex shops in Scottsdale are worrying some – Sure, Arizona will welcome you with open arms. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38117

> Sister of Playboy model arrested over burglary of Lindsay Lohan’s home – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38115

> Sin City’s New DCypher Feature Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians Setting Sales Records Out the Door – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38113

> Hearing in slaying of model Felicia Lee postponed to Monday – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38112

> Erica McLean To Hold Open Auditions for Erotic-Charged Adapation of “Alice in Wonderland” – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38111

> Is Bree Olson “The Biggest Pig in Porn”?; “Porcine Wad Hog”? “Bree Being Bree” – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38110

> Dane Cross Balancing Both Worlds – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38108

> Crown Model Management Requires You to Audition [Sex]; Claims They’re Supported by AIM – This reeks of bullshit. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38107

> Hollywood Forcing You to Buy DVDs By Pulling This Stunt… – It isn’t going to help. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38106

> Hot to Trot Teach Straight Out of Lord of the Rings accused of sexual misconduct with students – She has a face that could sink a thousand ships. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38104

> Monique Alexander on Oprah; Busy Starlet Also Makes Genesis Top 100 List – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38103

> Nick Manning scores the lead in Axel Braun’s “Batman XXX” – Warner Bros. lawyers on line one. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38102

> The Pie is Now in the Sky: Soupy Sales Dies – 20,000 pies to the face…my new hero. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38101

> LA Weekly Reports on the Marriott Porn Boycott By Shelley Lubben and Company – Read the ramblings of the half whit here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38100

> Holy Hockey Pucks, Yet Another Porn Protest This Week as Canadian City investigates strip club opening – “Please restore my faith. Close down this new establishment immediately, and continue efforts to curtail Jay Jay’s adult business,” 29-year resident Nancy Wallace wrote… Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38099

Nancy Wallace should be more worried about where her next fuck is coming from than worrying about some tittie club opening up.

> Erin Andrews Stalker Has a Date in LA …. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38098

> Hip-Hop Artist Flo Rida Partners With AdultFriendFinder.com; Video Debuts October 26th – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38097

> Smash Pictures Breaks Down Walls at Venus Berlin – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38096

> Adam & Eve’s “Great American Sex Survey” Asks “How Many Lovers Have You Had?” – I dunno- how many seats are in Yankee stadium? Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38094

> Mayhem Finishes Up with Tenth and Final Volume of Assploitation Series – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38093

> Two from Porn.com Including Wank My Wood – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38092

> TlaRaw.Com Offers More Savings – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38091

> More Video Secrets Horror Stories; “Really shady fucks”? – Ryan Rayzer…he’s full of hate, and I respect that. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38089

> Real Touch Sex Device to be Featured at World Famous Exotic Erotic Ball In San Francisco – See hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38086

> Judge clears Craigslist in sheriff’s sex ad suit – ‘was only a conduit for others to publish the ads…’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38085

> Sara Jay Moves to the Vette Nation Network – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38084

> Oh Goodie, Another Porn Protest – This of the New Larry Flynt Club – “We’re saying: ‘Don’t go there. Don’t support it,’ ” Julian said. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38083

> LA Laker’s Owner Jerry Buss Celebrates His Son’s Birthdays at The Bunny Ranch – Not even close to what you’re thinking. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38082

> AIDS Healthcare, Pink Cross Hold Their Little Condom Protest – But first they rent the penthouse and watch porn first. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38080

> Private Media Group Announces Expansion of European Strategic Alliance With Beate Uhse Into Benelux – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38079

> PMG to Conduct Nationwide Search for a 2010 Penthouse Magazine Model – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38078

> What Are You Doing in January? Questex files for Chapter 11; They Run the AEE Show – Citied liquidity issues stemming from a steep decline in revenue from its events, publishing, and advertising businesses. Sound familiar? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38077

> Is Arizona for Sale to Big Porn? Thank You Shelley Lubben Says This Writer – So much for packing up and moving to Arizona. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38074

> Fucking for Gas Money: From Filthy Films – The title is truer than some people might like it to be. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38072

> Lexington Steele to Shoot Pilot for Mainstream-Oriented ‘The Lexington Steele Show’ – Arsenio Hall is pissed. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38071

> ESPN Has Another Sex Scandal in the Works – Appears Chris Berman is in love with himself. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38070

> It’s Over: ‘Playboy’ Hacks Rate Base By 38%; But Read Their Spin: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38069

> Hot to Trot Teach Gets 10 Years for Sex with Boys [I’d Give Her 20 to Get Her Off the Street] – Circuit Judge Donald Jacobsen said he was willing to impose a lesser sentence because the four boys were willing participants. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38068

Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: You’d need about six shots of courage to fuck this primate.

> Woman Arrested for Sex with Animals – By the looks of this beast, she was just fucking within her own species. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38067

> Weekend at Bernie’s: Sex, drugs alleged in suit against Madoff associates – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38065

> Holiday 2009 Voluptuous magazine now in stores – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38064

> ESPN’s Sex Scandal Trifecta: Steve Phillips Was Banging This Broad?! – Great sunny Jesus- what was this guy thinking? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38063

Sean’s Psycho Chick Fuck Scale: I don’t think I could get that drunk.

> Judge Dismisses All But 23 Charges Against Herman Thomas; Better Record Than Playoff Dodgers – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38061

> 3 men convicted in NJ sex video blackmail case – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38058

> Angelica Saige on Cover of AVN – “I definitely feel that I made the right decision by getting into porn,” Angelica says. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38057

> ‘Pirates,’ ‘Billionaire’ Big Winners at Hot d’Or Awards – Read the hype here: http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38056

> Lettermanitis Strikes Again: ESPN Analyst Steve Phillips Caught in an Affair with Co- Worker – The guy was fucking a psycho wildebeest. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38055

> Former Porn Producer Kenny Gallo Adopts Mixed Martial Arts – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38054

> HellHouse Media Names Chris Finer CEO, Ty Gonty Chairman – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38053

> SoCal doc accused of sex crime must use chaperone – Like he’ll ever have any female patients again. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38052

> Palin Masks: Hustler Video Goes Rogue with You’re Nailin’ Palin! – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38051

> Shauna Sand Only Does ‘Paid Interviews’ While Her Sex Tape Saga Heats Up – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38049

> Obsessed with ‘Twilight?’ meet ‘Twilight XXX’ – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38048

> Dane, Gayheart file $1 million suit Against Gawker.com over Sex tape – “To quote the great Marty Singer — Eric Dane’s lawyer — if you don’t want a sex tape on the internet, ‘don’t make one!’ he wrote on Wednesday. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38047

> Evan Seinfeld Pulling a Letterman, Banging an Employee? – ‘Lupe is all smiles because she just found her new wealthy sugardaddy…’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38046

> Grinding His Beans; Man arrested for Making Coffee naked in his own kitchen – Black. Hold the cream. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38044

> Not the Cosbys XXX Named Best Comedy/Parody 2009 by Nightmoves – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38043

> Lawyer Wants His Money from Michael Jackson Porn Case; Suing for $3 Mil – Proving once again that lawyers are nothing more that grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38042

> ‘Hot d’Or” Awards Return to Europe – Proof again that nothing separates porn from its cash like ego. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38041

> Ron Jeremy Featured in Ad for New Game – Is it titled: All You Can Eat Buffet? Read the story: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38040

> Update on the Immoral Productions’ Berlin Adventures – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38039

> 3DKink.Com Takes Virtual Sex to the Dungeon – See hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38037

> Hustler Scores Win In Berlin At The Erotixxx Awards – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38036

> Yes, Virginia, There Are Two Rick Madrids – “I have now heard from the other Rick Madrid and wanted to set the record straight so that there was no more confusion.” Read the clarification here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38035

> Pure Play Releases Immoral Productions’, “Snort That Cum Volume1” – Guess they’ll do anything for a buck. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38034

> Vivid-Alt’s Vin Vericose transforms from Minnesota boy to porn star – He’ll be back in Minnesota working at Wendy’s by the end of the week. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38033

> Not Monday Night Football XXX: a Review – Read Gene’s review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38032

> North Dakota Woman Accused of Broadcasting Porn Out Window Near Grade School –Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38031

Sean’s White Trash Fuck Scale: 1

> Porn’s Hot 100- Sasha Grey Named The Year’s Top Porn Star By Genesis – She’ll always be our little media whore. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38029

> Ohio Justices Hear Arguments Over Challenge to Obscenity Law – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38028

> Coroner: Felicia Lee died from asphyxiation – Toxicology reports found traces of cocaine and gamma hydroxy butyrate (GHB) in Lee’s body. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38027

> “Entourage – A XXX Parody”; See the Trailer – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38026

> IESB Interviews Sunny Leone – Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38025

> Judge Drops 3 of 14 Cases In The Herman Thomas Sex Trial – Herman Thomas is charged with 51 felony counts including sex abuse, sodomy, kidnapping and extortion. Read the story here: http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38024

> Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes 4 Now Available; Features the Tanner Mayes Meltdown – “I have no idea what’s wrong with that crazy chick, but holy shit this is the funniest stuff we’ve ever seen! You will watch it over and over again.” Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38023

> The 809 Area Code Scam – ‘If you call from the U.S. , you will apparently be charged $2425 per-minute.’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38022

> Rick’s Cabaret Strippers Invite Sean Connery: He’s Still Sexy, They Say – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38019

“I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don’t recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.” – Sean Connery

> NJ defendant thought video sex sting was FBI probe – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38018

> Miss California Pageant to Carrie Prejean: They Want Their Tits Back or the Financial Equivalent – Once you drive the tits off the lot they lose half their value. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38016

> Shoe on the Other Foot as TMZ’s Harvey Levin Under Scrutiny in the Mel Gibson DUI Case – “We’ve met with lawyers and are charting our course of action…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38015

> VM Wraps Its Biggest Show To Date, Anton Slayer’s The Dukes of Hazard: A Hardcore Parody – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38014

> ‘Porn policy’ under review at U. of Maryland – Another story that has been beaten to death. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38012

> Booksellers: Law shielding kids goes too far – Still time for the FSC to jump on this bandwagon. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38011

> Jobs, money attract many unemployed in Nashville to adult entertainment sector – These people are clueless. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38009

> What’s with All the Interviews? Stephanie Velez-Gentry Becoming the Sasha Grey of Sex Toys – Read yet another story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38008

> eFashionSolutions Announces It Will Continue to Support Playboy Enterprises` E-Commerce Operations – That’ll save the day. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38007

> Man To Be Sentenced For Touching/Jacking Off to Sleeping Children’s Feet – I wonder how he would enjoy getting a foot up his ass. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38006

> 3rd Circuit Rejects Online Activists’ Free-Speech Defense of Attacks on Animal Testing Firm – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38005

> They Met on Facebook: Model’s Struggle After Brutal Acid Attack Arranged by Boyfriend – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38003

> Judge: Cal-OSHA Can’t Seek AIM Healthcare Medical Records – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38002

> Vivid Says Shauna Sand Signature Authentic and Will Prove It – Will someone get a gun and put this bullshit scenario out of its misery? Read the hype/story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38001

> Deadbeat Quaids Skip Court Date – Hollywood jack-offs. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38000

> Hinesville City amends adult business ordinance – Under the revised ordinance, businesses that sell adult novelties, or sex toys, are now subject to the regulations. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=37999

> Self Publishing A Treatise On Porn Valley, USA – Read the mind numbing interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=37996

> Free Speech Supporting “Shady” Company Video Secrets? – “I know these fuckers never did send me my $1200…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=37994

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