Sean Looks at The Week of 11/22/2009 in Review; Lisa Ann Gets an Award for Her Rob Kardashian Story

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The Dope of the Week Award winner is Pulp Fiction’s Roger Avary. This dope was sentenced to a year in jail for causing a car crash in Ojai that injured his wife and killed a passenger. For some reason he was placed in a work furlough facility instead. Well, a techie from the LA Times noticed this dope was posting on his twitter account and started asking questions like: Why isn’t the dope in jail? It appears members of law enforcement started asking those same questions and as of Thursday night this dope has been incarcerated in the Ventura County Jail.

The Errol Flynn Hero Award goes to the Rolling Stones’ Ron Wood. A story came out this week that the bar in which he met his current girlfriend was raided by police. Law enforcement determined the bar was actually a whorehouse. Never mind that: Wood receives the Hero award because he is 62 years old and he’s laying the wood, so to speak, to his 19 year old girlfriend. I can’t get no satisfaction, but by the smile on Ronnie’s face it certainly appears he is. This just proves once again that money makes women horny.

The Creep of the Week winner is Carrie Prejean’s brother Billy Arnone. After being interviewed about his sister’s sex tapes, this creep finished by saying, “If they were put in front of me, I’d probably watch it.” Jeez, I wonder if he’d also like to watch his parents have sex. Something is definitely wrong with that boy. Enjoy your trophy you little creep.

This week’s Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner is Lisa Ann. I guess it isn’t enough to have her name mentioned by Saturday Night Live cast member, Tina Fey, in the mainstream press this week.

No, our little media dumpling had to call TMZ with this gem of a story in order to get a little more free press: Lisa Ann, star of 2008’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” tells TMZ she and Rob [Kardashian], 22, met at an L.A. gym around the time of sister Khloe’s late September wedding. “Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree,” she said. It would appear the entire story is bullshit. Kardashian and his people quickly shot down that story and Lisa Ann’s people are not talking.;

The Amy Winehouse Award winner is Tiger Woods. It appears being gassed up on painkillers at 2:30 in the morning is not the right time to start getting the third degree from your wife about extramarital affairs. Tiger may have been giving the wrong answers as he tried to flee his home while his wife was in pursuit with his trusty 9 iron in tow. Reports indicate that while he was making a getaway in the car, the wife was using one of the windows for driving practice, result – Tiger clipped a fire hydrant and hit a tree. I wonder if he yelled “fore” before impact.

The “You’re From Porn? Good Luck” award goes to Scott Janke. Janke was town manager of Fort Myers Beach, Fla., when he married Anabela Mota in October 2008. Mota, whose stage name is Jazella Moore, operates a XXX-Web site and has been featured in several adult movies and most recently in Hustler magazine. Janke was fired in July after word of his bride’s job reached the city council. Since that time he has applied for similar jobs around the United States and most recently was told that he had been eliminated as a finalist for a municipal job in Alaska. So you still think porn is accepted by society and the mainstream press? Thank again, Bunkie.

Belated Birthdays – Shy Love 11/17

> Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV ; Is He Screwin’ Around with Another Babe? – One Florida law enforcement official called it “a domestic issue.” Read the story here:

> Rob Kardashian Publicist Dismisses Lisa Ann Romance Story – Read it here:

> Final: On the Set of New Sensations’ Who’s The Boss Porn Parody – Read Gene’s BTS story here:

> JLo Sex Tape Out Next Week; Ex submitting steamy footage into court, making it public – “The movie is not something sexual,” said Noa, who represented himself in court. Score one for the men. Read the story here:

> Ava’s Adult Store isn’t wanted, but it’s not breaking law – Sounds kinda like the adult industry in general. Read the story here:

> Schwarzenegger: A Tax Deadbeat? – Don’t worry; he’ll pay it off days before the next election. Read the story here:

> Sasha Grey: from porn star to leading star – Read the story here:

> Lincoln Park Ministers Oppose Hustler Club Opening – Bone says clergy and parishioners worry about increased drugs and prostitution in the area. Read the story here:

> Mark Wood Joins AVN Hall of Fame – Read the hype here:

> US Magazine: Rob Kardashian Denies Lisa Ann Rumors; But Is She in Denial? – “Rob tweeted his feelings about the rumour saying he was “Seein The Blind Side with this whore/cunt/slut bi***!” Read the story here:

> Angelina Armani Nominated for Best New Starlet? – ‘I get that her boyfriend / suitcase pimp is her manager / PR man and wants to see her get nominated for something but fuck seriously, best NEW starlet? Ummm ok.’ Read the story here:

> Wrongly Accused and Double-Crossed, Former Hot-to-Trot Teach Sues Prosecutor – “It’s our belief that they knew that this was a bad case.” Read the story here:

> Lisa Ann Nom’ed for MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year; Rob Kardashian Can Call Her Mommy – Adult Video News has nominated Lisa Ann for MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year… Read the hype here:

> City Spends $500G’s to Shut Down F Street Adult Bookstore; That Was Well Worth the Taxpayers Money – “We didn’t think that type of business was appropriate close to an elementary school.” Read the story here:

> More Plastic Surgery for Porn Star Jenna Jameson? Looking More Artificial Than Usual – Well, I guess it just matches her personality. Read the story here:

> Kagney Linn Karter Nominated for AVN’s Best New Starlet; Also Garners Noms for 5 Other Awards – Read the hype here:

> Did Peja Stojakovic meet with Porn Chick Sienna West? It Looks Like She Was Bullshittin’ – He must have paid in cash. Read the story here:

> SinlessTouch sets a new image for the adult toy industry – Read the hype here:

> Danielle Foxxx to Appear on Belladonna Radio Nov. 30th – Read the hype here:

> They’re Back! Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! In stores Wednesday on DVD & Blu Ray – Read the hype here:

> Kevin Blatt Interviewed by RadarOnLine Re: Tila Tape; Worth At Least $1M? See the Clip – “I saw a 15-minute long clip…” Read the story here:

> December 9th to the 12th: Lone Star Pornutopia III Is Approaching Quickly – Read the hype here:

> Questex Receives Court Approval to Sell Assets to Its Senior Lenders – “We are now within days of emerging from Chapter 11 as a renewed company…” Read the hype here:

> Distribution Services, Inc. Announces Newsstand Distribution Agreement with Playboy Enterprises, Inc. – Read the hype here:

> Tila Tequila Threatens To Sue For Streaming Her Stolen Sex Video – Translation: They are still in price negotiations. Read the story here:

> Monique Alexander: On the Covers Instead of Under Them – Read the hype here:

> Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: The Legal Ramifications – “No company within U.S. territories would dare put out a sex tape without making sure it is signed off… Read the story here:

> “The World’s Most Notorious Illegal Spammer” Goes to Jail – Read the good news here:

> AEBN Announces Nominees for 2010 VOD Awards – Read the hype here:

> A Peek Inside Jenna Jameson’s Home; See the clip – I never saw a $3.4 million cracker box before. Read the story here:

>’s Newest Site to Offer at Least Three Live Shows Per Day by December – Read the hype here:

> Hustler’s Haunting Parody, This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX, Streets Today – A little late for Halloween, but what the heck. Read the hype here:

> Flower Tucci Officially Drops Suit Against Reality Kings, LLL – The settlement check must have cleared. Read the story here:

> London’s 14th Annual Erotica Expo – Read the story here:

> Karaoke for the Porn Stars in Las Vegas December 1 – Read the hype here:

> The Inevitable Tila Tequila Sex Tape Has Landed; See the Clip – ‘Actually, it seems like the most posed “sex” tape we’ve ever seen.’ Read the story here:

> Update: Tina Fey Says Lisa Ann Knows More About Foreign Policy Than Palin – Read the hype here:

> On 3 Years Pro, Michelle Braun to Rat Out Playmates in Tell-All; “I’m Like Jesus Only Prettier” – “The girls and the clients were being harassed. I took the bullet for everyone,” she said. I wouldn’t mention the word “bullet” when talking about a tell-all book. Read the story here:

> From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files: Chad Ochocinco Condoms: No. 85 Has You Covered – When you’re up against a tight end in the red zone…Read the story here:

> Layoffs as Playboy to outsource most of the Business Operations of the magazine to American Media – Playboy has about 30 full-time employees working in the operations that will be outsourced…Read the story here:

> Writing for Newsweek, Sasha Grey on “Governor Sanford’s Appalachian Adventure” – ‘Ideally, we should all openly have something extra on the side.’ The words of an assclown. Read the story here:

> Pink Visual’s Allison Vivas on Peter Cook’s Porn Problem – Read the story here:

> Trannies Using porn films to rob clients – Using pornographic films to distract them. Read the story here:

> S. Australian Premier Mike Rann to challenge sex claims in court – The Premier has denied ever having sex with Ms Chantelois and says they were just friends. Read the story here:

> Cat House Killer Arraigned; Next Court Appearance December 3 – Tyner is being held at the Oklahoma County Jail. Bond was denied. Read the story here:

> Man Charged in Death of 1971 Playboy Playmate Pamela Powers – Police returned and found Christopher Sharpe inside the house, along with Pamela Powers’ badly decomposed body. Read the story here:

> Dylan Ryder popped up on The Tonight Show last Friday; See the Clip – Read the hype here:

> Former Playboy Bunny Rebekka Armstrong was 21 when her doctor told her that she was HIV positive – And now she’s a roided up bodybuilder. Read the story here:

> From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files: San Diego Chargers Cromartie in Deadly Weapon Incident – Everybody is trying to get their stories to match. Read the story here:

> Angelina Armani Goes To A-List – Read the hype here:

> St. Pete man charged with video voyeurism after Publix Supermarket incident – Here’s to looking up your old address. Read the story here:

> The “Heidi Klum of Foot Models” Suing Co-Op; Can’t Keep Her Hands Off Doormen – And the lawyers get rich. Read the story here:

> Shocking New Details In HBO Cathouse Murders; It was a Drug Operation – Read the story here:

> More on Alexia Moore Prostie Bust – Read the story here:

> Reporter: Kenny Gallo was Inside Source for a Lot of Scoops about Rick Rizzolo and Crazy Horse Too – Read the story here:

> Porn Chick Alexia Moore Faces 90 Days for Hooking; Insists She’s an Exotic Dancer – “They thought it was a joke!” said Moser. “I mean, $5,000!” Read the story here:

> Brazilian Webmaster Gets Arrested – Web sites are leaving him hanging. Read the story here:

> Tito Ortiz Has Not Won a Fight Since 2006; Has He Been Jennaed? – Appears he blocked every punch with his face. Read the story here:

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