Sean Looks at The Week of 11/26/2012: Briana Banks Wins the Little Miss Budweiser Award

Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

The Little Miss Budweiser award goes to Briana Banks.

According to law enforcement, Banks — an AVN porn Hall of Famer — got into a fender bender with another car around 9 AM on Wednesday at a McDonald’s drive-thru.

Cops spotted Briana’s car leaving the drive-thru so they pulled her over … and gave her a field sobriety test. Banks bombed … and was immediately arrested for being under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

The Quote of the Week goes to Larry Thompson, producer of Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie bomb, Liz & Dick.

When asked what it was like to shoot a movie with Lohan, Thompson said, “Making a movie with Lindsay Lohan is like jumping out of an airplane at 10,000ft with a bolt of white nylon, a string and a sewing machine. You’re building a parachute as fast as you can.”

Sounds like every porn producer can relate to that guy.

The Nic Cramer award goes to Smash Pictures and Jim Powers.

Apparently the copyright owner of Fifty Shades of Grey took umbrage to the fact Smash and Powers made a porn version of the book titled Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation.

The makers of Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation are now being taken to court over an what the plaintiffs call a “willful attempt to capitalize on the reputation of the book.”


> Hot to Trot Teach & Coach Charged with Sexual Exploitation of Lucky Student –

> Briana Banks Busted for DUI at McDonalds Drive-thru –

> Rebecca Bardoux’s Not So Secret Industry Ex-Beau, According to The Grand Vizier –

> Hot to Trot Obie sentenced to two years for buying $80K worth of sex toys, other items with Oklahoma State University credit card –

> Former Playboy Producer Also Questions “The Study” –

> Expect More and More of These Independent Contractor Suits: New suit says strip club flouts wage law, cheats dancers –

> Offers Sex Ed Classes With Live Demonstrations, Porn Star Models –

> Chicago Sun-Times Ratted Him Out: Judge Admits Porn Addiction Since The Age of 8 –

> Perth Cancels Screening of Deep Throat Due to Public Concern [and lack of ticket sales] –

> Artful nudes: Adult performers show other side of pornography –

> Now Engaged Crissy Moran Says Her Porn past haunts her every day; Wants the Porn Industry to Go Away –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Flava Works on a Tear Against Former Website Members; Awarded Another $1.5M –

> From the What Now Lindsay Files: Lohan Clobber Victim is a Psychic; Did She See it Coming? –

> World Net Daily Calls Out Performer Self-Esteem “Study” as a Lie; It Takes a Death Wish to be a Porn Performer Says This Article –

> Labor Laws: How a Group of Strippers in California May Save Workers Rights –

> Liz and Dick Producer Larry Thompson Gets Quote of the Week –

> Another One You Had to See Coming: Lawyer Marc Randazza sues Internet detractor Crystal Cox in bizarre case –

> Speaking of Sugar Daddies, Flight attendant files $29 million sex harassment suit against Billionaire Alfred Taubman –

> When PR is Not a Good Idea: LA Weekly Article Formed Basis of Lawsuit Against Stuart Wall and Smash Pictures –

> Website Review: Catalina “This Gem’s the Total Package” –

> How Would She Measure Up in that Porn Star “Study”?; Lindsay Lohan in NYC Cocaine/Sucker Punch Incident –

> It Was Bound to Happen Sooner or Later: Fifty Shades’ Publisher Sues Smash Pictures, Adult DVD Empire, Jim Powers –

> Hot to Trot Teach Arraigned on Three Counts of Felony Criminal Sexual Conduct Involving Lucky Student –

> Anyone Recommending Las Vegas Must be Forgetting the Pure Pleasure Bust and How Free Speech Donation Money Mysteriously Disappeared –

> A Mainstream Writer Voices Her Appreciation of Manuel Ferrara –

> Hunter Moore Promises to Be Even Nastier with –

> Larry Flynt completes tender offer for New Frontier Media –

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> From the Arizona Wants You Splayed on a Cactus Files: “Inquiries reveal shadowy Valley porn industry” –

> Kimberly Kane: “I’ve found that everyone is damaged no matter what line of work they’re in; “Performers comment on the “Study” –

> Hot to Trot Teach Charged with Sexual Assault and Endangering the Welfare of a Lucky Student –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Channel 1 Releasing, Corbin Fisher and Titan Media OK’d to Collect $5.36M in Piracy Suit –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Sunny Leone and Hubby Now Playing the Let’s Sue the IP Address Holders Game –

> Update: UK’s Open Rights Group is Challenging Ben Dover in Court –

> Website Review: BritneyAmberXXX –

> Congressman Investigated for Ties to Porn Money Men –

> Canada Set For Mass BitTorrent Lawsuits, Anti-Piracy Company Warns –

> Malibu Media, Patrick Collins and Third Degree Films Sue Verizon –

> Japan Demands more Milf Videos, Hence Japanese AV Actresses Are Lying About Their Age –

> More: Lohan’s Liz Performance Belongs in the Turkey Hall of Fame Say Reviews –

> Wait Till the James Deen Movie Comes Out: Lindsay Lohan Being Ripped for Liz Taylor Portrayal –

> Condom County: No Argument for Measure B Justifies The Infringement on Performers’ Liberties –

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