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Another weekend, another Expo. Atlantic City will be hosting The Exxxotica Expo April 19th to the 21st, and I’m sure we’ll be seeing the press releases telling us this was the biggest show ever, yada, yada.

Which strikes me all so strange, in light of Adam & Eve’s recent survey which told you people aren’t paying for porn. Big surprise. So if people aren’t paying for porn, why is porn holding these gala fan cock sucks? That I can’t figure.

Another thing that puzzles is everyone in the business is crying the blues about money, but everyone has the means to travel to Atlantic City, to Chicago, to Las Vegas, wherever, to see and be seen. Must be the proceeds from all that hooker activity and foreign money laundering.

When Adam & Eve asked consumers how they prefer to watch adult content, nearly half of the 1,000 American adults who responded — 44 percent — replied “free sites.”

The next most-common answer, checked by 36 percent of all respondents, was “I don’t watch porn.”

That’s 76% of those polled who don’t give a crap about porn. At least they’re admitting it, and Adam & Eve was ballsy enough to print the results.

Frankly, I wouldn’t buy porn, either, unless all the American female stars turned Japanese, got rid of their tattoos and began wearing high heels and business suits in their movies. And since that isn’t going to happen, I’ll be sucking down Margaritas this weekend – but not in New Jersey- trying to comprehend the most illogical marketing strategem of them all- the fan expo.