Just as political scientists comb over every piece of data to determine why an election is won or lost, I’ve been running my fingers through the minutiae to determine a pattern in the recent Measure B initiative. Ready for the bald truth? James Lee lost it all by himself.

Here I’ve been touting the coif of Handsome Jimmy when all along it’s been a blow dry magic trick. There might not be a follicle of truth to this notion, of course, but I think the adult industry lost Measure B by a hair simply because Jimmy Lee’s staying gel didn’t gel.

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan got trounced in the electoral count and look at the locks they sport. By the same token, voters associate comb overs with guile, duplicity and an attempt to hide something. So if Romney and Ryan couldn’t be trusted with their GQ chic, imagine how a schlub with a bald spot the size of the Planet Jupiter is viewed.

Just a thought…