Porn Valley- KSEX’s Distorted Reality Show has gotten a little more distorted with the addition of Lindsay Meadows. Meadows, a firebrand with a sharp tongue and a keen sense of humor, joins Flexxx and Jew Hefner behind the mike. And Tuesday’s edition featured Selina Draagen from Exotic Star Models and Wicked contract star Carmen Hart.
Hart came on later in the show, and at the urging of Jew Hefner, told her story about Mr. Pete and Mark Ashley.
“Carmen has this story I want to get out,” declared Hefner.
“This is one instance of how people are suck-ass in the porn industry,” announced Hart. “No one knew I was a Wicked contract girl. No one knew I was in the works of making a contract. I did a scene with New Sensations as a test run while we were talking about signing. The thing was Mark Ashley- he’s a dick. I was supposed to do a scene with him that day. What happened was I knew I was going to get this contract so I had to do the best scene I could possibly do. Well the guy who was running the camera was going to be one of the people that went back to Steve O to say she was this, she was that.
“We’re doing the scene, and beforehand, he’s [Ashley] got long hair and I was like, can I pull your hair? He goes yeah. I go, can I bite your nipples or smack your ass? Whatever. He’s, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, I’m kind of rough and he goes, oh, yes. Fine. Apparently I go to pull his hair in the scene and I’m biting his nipple and smacking him on the ass. Whoooooo! I’m having fun because I like to fuck, you know what I’m sayin’? The camera just happened to be in the motherfuckin’ room, you know what I mean? His dick went from this to this after I pulled his hair. So he totally lost wood because I was punkin’ him out. After he said it was cool for me to pull his hair and smack his ass, he couldn’t stay hard.
“So he gets all this big ego-attitude and walks off set,” Hart continued. “He goes to try to straighten his problem out. I’m sittin’ there buck naked on the couch with my legs spread open and the guy running the camera is, whatever. So he [Ashley] comes back in cussin’: ‘First you tell me to fuckin’ do this, then you tell me to do that.’
“To help him get wood- when the cameras not rollin’- he just comes over where I’m at and just shoves his fuckin’ fingers in. I’m whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, buddy! It’s just, like, hey, she’s a blow up doll. I can fuck her and do whatever I want. No. I was, like, dude. I’ll look into your eyes. I’ll masturbate for you, but if the camera ain’t rollin’, your job is to keep your own dick hard.”
Hart said she wasn’t being a bitch because she had to save face for “the guy that was running the show”.
“Because he was going to go back and say something,” stated Heart. “He [Ashley] couldn’t get his dick hard. He didn’t even want to finish the scene.”
Hart said she took the initiative to talk to Ashley.
“Look, let’s just finish the scene- I’ll make love to you like it’s the best dick in the goddamn’ world. let’s just get it over with. And he still couldn’t do it, like he wasn’t professional enough to do it.”
Hart said the funny part of the story came when they were re-touching her makeup and trying to find someone to replace Ashley.
“I’m having to start a scene all over again after getting fucked the first time.” Hart said Ashley was replaced by Mr. Pete.
“And he was doing a scene that day- they called Mr. Pete in, and he comes up to me and the woman who’s running the show is saying, Carmen, can you work with Mr. Pete? I was, like, yeah, I’ll work with anybody. And they bring him in and she said explain to Mr. Pete what you were just saying. I was, like, look, I just want you to keep your own wood. You know what I’m sayin’? I mean, come on, now. In between scenes it’s your job to fuckin’ keep your dick hard. I’m here to fuck the cock, you keep the cock hard. He looks at me, right in front of my face, made me feel like shit, nah, nah, nah: ‘I ain’t workin’ with her. I ain’t doin’ that shit.’
“And now because I’m a Wicked girl, he walks up to me and is, like, I’m wondering if I can do a scene with you? Yeah, like you completely forget, pal. I was sittin’ there in the middle of trying to get a contract and, literally, with everyone in the room, I’m I’ll work with you, just keep your own dick hard. He’s like, nah. I’m not fuckin’ working with her. He said that right in front of my face. Now he kisses my ass. ‘Hey, Carmen, hey baby, how about givin’ me a hug? Whoa, it’s been so fuckin’ long.’
“Just because I’m a Wicked girl,” says Hart. “The biggest thing is after people think that you’re a big nobody and make you feel like shit like that in front of everybody. And I had to go home without doing a scene sitting there going I’ve ruined my chances for a contract. And now I’m a contract girl and he’s looking at me, going I want to be in one of Carmen Hart’s movies, and Carmen is this Wicked girl and, ‘hey girl, how are you doin’? I know her! I knew her when.’ “Yeah, motherfucker.”