The Grand Vizier smiled as he tilted his tarboosh rakishly. He lit an Auchincloss cigarette. I knew what he was about to say. Some porno big cheese filed for divorce November 4, after eight years of marriage, claiming his wife was cheating on him. It’s been a whispered rumor for weeks. And from the stories I’ve been hearing wifey was doing it pretty much out in the open.

Daddy big cheese was also giving her a $12,000 monthly clothes allowance but that wasn’t enough to keep her anchored at home, it seems. The Vizier says more to come….