Perhaps a little known fact is that this week’s Adult Cyber Mart Porn Babe of The Week www.adultcybermart.com/PornBOWPast.html, Kayden Kross, began her career as a Vivid Girl while a senior in college where she was a Psych Major.
With the hot zing looks and generous sex appeal that would make this decision a no-brainer for Vivid, Kayden appeared in several features for them.
But when Papa Smurf decided on a new look for Vivid by dropping imminent projects involving the sex life of Friedrich Nietzsche for scandalous celebrity sex tapes, Kayden balked. You would too if you were faced with the prospect of putting on an embarrassing Kim Kardashian disguise that included padded black chick ass booty.
Then when it was suggested that Kayden might look equally good in an old Cher wig, including a dowdy pregnant dress and fat lips is when she hit the dusty trail, with Vivid then pursuing the real Octomom.
That may have been the story for all we know, and really who’s to say otherwise.
Another exclusivity deal was signed with Adam & Eve and, with it, came a career defining turn for Kayden playing Elin Nordegren in a Tiger Woods sex parody.
Mean spirited critics suggested that Kayden would have been better taking the day off and playing 18 holes instead.
From what we heard, stipulations of the Adam & Eve contract also required Kayden to wear fig leafs during public appearances while making public service announcements on behalf of McIntosh apples. One must assume creative differences were drawn in the sand on that one.
While there may have been a more plausible reason to explain Kayden’s departure from the company, this is the one we’re sticking by because it’s more amusing than the real one.
If you’ve ever seen Kayden in person, you’d be immediately struck by her glowing charisma and urged beyond measure to rub yourself against her gorgeous gams and perfect arches. And perhaps offer loads of money for the pleasure, in the bargain.
Such a thought occurred when we saw her on a porn set not too long ago. Public decorum and rules against obvious acts of masturbation being what they are, the thought was immediately dismissed, however.
Being a Virgo, Swedish, and, vis-à-vis, a proponent of the direct sexual invitation and welcome of an occasional hand up her dress on a dance floor, suggests Kayden may have been up for some extracurricular foolings around involving a sauna. But, again, who’s to say.
When she’s not busy being naked, Kayden, known as the librarian chick, book nerd in high school, enjoys reading complicated tracts on political science and economics.
[Until laser surgery, Kayden generally wore glasses or contact lenses.]
Armed with that valuable piece of information about her political and philosophical leanings, a great Kayden pick up line might include something quick and easy like, “Guns or Butter”?
Jumping on that double entendre, any chick into macroeconomics would obviously get wet in the pants.
Knowing that Kayden has that great Virgo sense of humor, she might roll into a big ball of laughter and respond with an immediate suggestion to include a view of those incredible Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill first editions in her library.
Then, again, likely not, because luck would have it that Kayden’s a microeconomist.
Kayden, in one interview, described herself as an “ambidextrous roller skater”. We believe a person’s sexual orientation is their business and will not comment further concerning the whispered rumors involving Kayden and Bree Olson.
Born in Sacramento, the capital of California, Kayden, as a young girl brimming with intellect and spirited idealism, often entertained thoughts about entering the public arena, seeing that there was tons of money and kickbacks to be made off the dole. Unfortunately the Free Speech Coalition beat her to the punch, and Kayden gravitated towards the next best thing- stripping.
A story's told that Kayden began appearing on stage at the age of eighteen at Rick's Showgirls in Rancho Cordova, California, to earn extra money to purchase a pony that was going to be slaughtered.
The fact that pony burgers weren’t served that evening to the customers suggests that Kayden’s performance was very well received and an augury of future things to come.
Any discussion of Kayden must, however, address an embarrassing incident of macroeconomics at play in which she was suspected of having violated Sec. 487(a) of the Penal Code and violations of the California Civil Code involving contracts for purchases of home equity.
Copping the dumb blonde I didn’t know what I was getting into approach, Kayden explained how she and a number of cabaret dancers with huge disposable incomes were targeted by unscrupulous fast-talking brokers bent on making a quick buck.
The fact that Kayden’s situation happened to involve a disabled veteran could have been a public relations disaster, except no one’s going to figure a hot looking babe would have that many brains in her head to know a penis from a penal.
End of story.
