Porn Valley- So I meet Bisexual Britni at Jerry's Deli in Woodland Hills on Sunday afternoon. I introduce her as Britni and everyone's pretending like they don't know she's THE Bisexual Britni. After Britni takes off, one of the guys at the bar gives it to me with a flying elbow: "Is that the Britni who...?"
"Yeah, that the Britni," I tell him. Someone else makes the comment, yeah, she's crazy.
"I heard she drinks piss," says another one of the guys. Be all of this as it may, Britni refrained from drinking wiz at the bar. However, Britni and I were talking about some of her escapades in porn. That plus the fact that she's a pretty accomplished writer, we came to a meeting of the minds and decided Britni would be a great voice on this site.
She's got loads of stories to tell about her days in porn and will probably report on industry events, shoots or whatever else she so chooses. And here's something else I didn't know. Britni, who was the former contract girl at Armageddon, claims that one of the most nauseating porn movies ever put to camera- Cocktails 3- featuring her drinking a Magarita of piss, semen, spit, puke and vitriol - was never released. Maybe she'll talk about that, too.
