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I Couldn’t Change My Pick

NATIONWIDE NFL – Gene wouldn’t let me change my pick. That son-of-a-bitch told me on Sunday that I couldn’t change my Monday pic from Titans to Jets because it was already submitted. Steve Seidman was in the room watching Sunday football with us and said, “you can’t pull a bet back in Vegas.” I told him, “Steve, first, put down the burger for a minute, take a breath.” Then I said, “in fantasy football, you can change your players before game-time.” Gene said, “this isn’t fantasy football.” I said, “no but it’s fantasy football picking.” They didn’t buy it. I had to leave my Titans bet in and they fucking lost. Do you hear me? They fucking lost and I knew they would. It’s like the Dolphins in December, you just know they’re going to choke! Am I going crazy? Am I too emotional about this? Maybe, but I don’t give a fuck, I’m pissed!

Anyway, I still kicked Gene’s ass for the week and also took a one game lead in the overall standings.

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