Porn Valley- Such as it is, there’s a Jenna Jameson interview in the August, 2008 issue of Esquire magazine. Actually more like her brief commentary on two dozen topics.

[Think the crib notes version of Sun Tzu’s The Art of War.]

The Jameson interview will take two minutes to read and a lifetime to contemplate. For instance Jameson states unflinchingly, “The first thing that comes out of my mouth is always right.”

“I’m a powerful woman. I think that’s intimidating to a man, on every level,” she continues. And Jameson definitely thinks George Bush has read her book. [Or perhaps the coloring version.]

“Don’t act like he hasn’t,” she muses.

Convinced that people want a piece of her in some manner, shape or form, Jameson relates, “I’ve had girls come up in crowds and rip out my hair. Not because they’re being mean. Because they want a piece of me. It’s really weird.”

On the subject of anal sex, Jameson says, “There are certain things I just don’t feel comfortable with on film, and anal sex was one of them. It’s just too intimate. To this day I equate doing it with only someone that I 100 percent trust. It’s very private for me.”

“I remember finishing my book and thinking, okay, now I’m going to settle down, have kids. I’m going to ride off quietly into the sunset. Now look. It seems like I will forever be that crazy girl who never rides off into the sunset. I’m always going to be the one riding the fucking bronco. In assless chaps.”