Porn Valley- The Jew Hefner Show is normally the eye of cogency and respectability in the hurricane that can be KSEX.

But for some reason this week, the Jew had his own drama when Hefner lined up director Eon McKai to be on his show this comiog Tuesday afternoon.

You might remember, the last time McKai was on KSEX, he set a land speed record for bolting the station www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24795 when asked to supply ID for 2257 records. McKai’s later response was that he didn’t have to since he was a non-sex participant.

When informed that Hefner had lined up McKai for his show, program director Lorrainiac, the last incident fresh in her mind, said McKai would have to play by house rules this time around.

When told what was what, McKai said he’d rather not do the show. Instead Hefner effected a compromise by making McKai’s interview a telephone call-in.

Lorrainiac addressed the incident on her own show Friday night stating that while she had nothing against McKai and thought he was a good guy, his actions raise a lot of suspicion. Especially, since she’s also a private detective, Lorrainiac said this incident was intriguing the snoop hound in her.

Then, on his latest show, Hefner’s plane hit some turbulence when his interview with Lisa Daniels and her feet turned into a home invasion. Guests who had been booked for Ariel Summers and Michael Kahn’s 5pm program showed up late because of traffic and were given an opportunity for promo during one of Hefner’s segments.

You could see the astonished Hefner going what-the-fuck when members of a Philly-based website called Hole and a Heartbeat deflected the Jew’s concentration with their pro wrestling demeanor.

The leader, some guy named Scott with tattoos, a mohawk and a gift for non-stop gab explained how the site was about guys with a lot of ink and women who love them for it.

A leggy Mary Carey type named Tamra then grabbed the mike, and the trio was complete with the introduction of some performer who calls himself Dickie Stiffler.

“I was an accident at birth,” Dickie Stiffler tells Hefner as if an explanation were needed.

“We’re all about marketing guys,” adds Scott.

Then, without much other fanfare or social amenities paid, Scott and Dickie Stiffler began dry humping the Mary Carey blond on the floor before the show cut for a break.