Porn Valley- Lori Lust was on the Howard Stern Show Monday morning to have her ass spanked. Lust was billing herself as a fitness model-porn star and the fact that she made ten films in her nine-month career. “She claims to have the best body in the porn industry,” said Stern, noting that Will of the staff said Lust also has the least sexy voice heard on a woman.

“You’re muscular,” Stern told Lust. “You have a muscular body. You have big arms and ripped abs.” Robin Quivers also noted that she had big thighs. Stern said he got a letter from Lust’s boyfriend who wanted to get her on the show. Lust as well said Stern better be nice to her or she wouldn’t let him spank her ass. When she got on the mike, Lust said she’s been in the porn biz six months. Asked how old she was, Lust said 26 but Stern didn’t believe her. He asked the year she was born but Lust couldn’t tell him the year she graduated high school. Her birthday is July 8th, but Lust didn’t want to talk about high school. Asked if she got let back, Lust was vague in saying she had too much fun. “I graduated- do I have to talk about that? Why do I have to talk about that? I don’t want to remember high school.” Lust kept saying she didn’t remember the year. Quivers was wondering what happened in high school that may have traumatized Lust. Lust kept saying she had too much fun. “The teachers weren’t good- I’m trying to black all that out.”

Asked what kind of pornos she was doing, Lust sad a lot of girl-girls and threesomes. Stern said the boyfriend was also egging him on to promote the website, www.lorilust.tv. “C’mon, man Throw her a bone. You can spank her ass.” Stern was thinking of himself or Richard Christy doing some Led Zeppelin drum solo on Lust’s ass. Christy said he could probably do the intro to Hot for Teacher on her ass.