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from www.miaminewtimes.com – Porn parodies of Sitcoms, Sitcums we supposed, are the hottest XXX trend since breast implants, but there’s only so many laughers primed for sexy satire.

God help us before parodies of Yes, Dear and Mr. Belvedere are unleashed. So, Sensuous Diamond Productions, a newly launched, Miami-based porn label is moving beyond the sitcom. They’re taking on the challenging task of remaking certified dramatic cinema classics, the kind of stuff you study in Film school and that wins Oscars, and, you know, adding some fucking into the mix.

Sensuous Diamonds is an offshot of Pleasure Dynasty, and has already unleashed Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody.

That’s some seriously classy looking porn right there. The studio also has porn remakes of Training Day and True Grit. Yes, the True Grit parody will involve period costumes and actual horses. These things apparently aren’t cheap.

Of course, nevermind that Taxi Driver focused on the relationship between Travis Bickle and a 12-year-old prostitute, and that True Grit is about Roger Cogburn and a 14-year-old lesbian head strong, independent girl.

Anyway, we have to wonder how long it is until they attempt a porn parody of Scarface. We’re actually really surprised one doesn’t exist.