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Report: Alana Evans’ PwnedbyGirls.com – “The Convergence of Porn and Video Games Pretty Confusing”

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From our standpoint we’d say this whole review was pretty confusing.

from www.guyism.com – IGN was the first to break word PwnedbyGirls.com last Friday, the brainchild of Alana “Superpinkninja” Evans and Misti “MeowMistiDawn” Dawn (those nicknames are their XBLA handles apparently). And news of the site… no doubt due to their tagline, “Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs”… began to spread like wildfire.

Though apparently, it was MSNBC‘s mention that put them over the top, in form of 1.4 million unique visitors during their first 24 hours (it launched on Tuesday). Something that they’re quite proud of, according to an interview in with XBIX, a leading online industry porn site. Despite the fact that the MSNBC author was rather head shaking in her write up… can’t honestly blame her to be honest.

The site itself is rather confusing, and even after pouring through the entire thing, I still don’t get it. First off, there’s no actual porn. I was expecting some kind of gallery at least, but nothing. Nor is there any pop-up that asks for my credit card info before venturing further. So strange.

A full-fledged resource for gamers has been promised, including news updates and game reviews. But thus far, there’s only a few to be found. Again, it’s fairly straightforward, no gratuitous use of tits. Rather shocking and confusing.

Actually, for the Gears of War 3 launch (hence why they went live on Tuesday), they played the game live, with no tops on (okay, here we go) and the whole thing was streamed. Unfortunately, there’s no archival footage of this happening (huh?). I believe there’s been one other play session thus far.

At least we have their next big guest star porn star video gamer, and quite the headlines grabber no less; some might recall Joslyn James being the adult video star that Tiger Woods had an affair with. Well, they’re going to have her play her ex lover boy’s latest game, PGA Tour 12 on October 5th, 4-7PM PST. Gotta admit, just the thought alone is HILARIOUS.

BTW, I find the convergence of porn and video games pretty amusing. Never-mind how video games has offered horny gamers a certain kind of sexual release for many years already (Ivy from Soul Calubur 1 for the Dreamcast’s subtle ass jiggling physics is something that doesn’t get nearly the amount of acknowledgment it deserves).

But when it comes to naked girls IRL horsing around with video games, it’s totally fine in my book, so long as it’s legit. Alana Evans is pretty adamant about being a real deal, hardcore gamer, but her bio seems to betray this claim. Like: “I have my own system. Xbox Live is seriously my favorite system to play…” Seems so minor, but it’s the details that the hardcore pays attention to.

I’m still not entirely convinced that Playboy Playmate Jo Garcia is a legit gamer either, even after her latest video. The more I think about it, that Sega Saturn footage was more than likely the work of an educated video editor. But if she had anything to do with it, I take everything back.

Thus far, the only ones to illustrate hot chicks being into games and get it right are places like Suicide Girl, and it’s ilk.

… Trust me, the pics later on, of [Joslyn James] covered in nothing but GameCube wires is the hottest thing ever. Unfortunately it’s many years old; I stopped subscribing to SG ever since all the girls became COMPLETELY covered in tattoos (like a little ink, but too much is too much, especially if they’re hilariously retarded, which is a real mood killers) and because way too arty farty.

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